Memories of youth
I went with my peeps to Denny's last night and discovered that todays youth is uneducated and stupid. Yes there is a difference. The foolish bastards, drank too much and when their friend puked all over himself, the table, and one of the group they proceeded to wipe up the table(very poorly I might add), only to then sit in the stank-nasty booth and eat the food that had just arrived. Of course the true travesty is the fact that they didn't leave a tip. FUCKERS!!!
Any way the whole point to this is that when I was a young young little man back in the thirties.....Uh yeah, right sorry I forgot you all have actually seen me and have photos(GIVE BACK MY SOUL!!), so back to the point. While mispending my youth by drinking heavily and a few other things, I often went with mrcrowley412 to various establishments such as denny's to sober up. we would eat and be merry, laugh and be annoying, and of course one of us(yes, it was me) would always bother the waitress and try to get her to go home with him. This amazing method of trying to get laid of course never worked until a couple years later, when I learned that being creepy didn't work and started to use boyish, silly, yet sexy, charm(Yes it IS true I am a 35 year-old virgin).
Damn those side notes! Sorry, back to the story. Well as I may have mentioned, we had these excursions more frequently that either one of us actually remembers. We never barfed(I love that word) on the table or ourselves or at all in the diner. Why can't these kids learn to become proper alcoholics and be a funny drunk?
I am now done. thank you all for listening, er... reading.
Any way the whole point to this is that when I was a young young little man back in the thirties.....Uh yeah, right sorry I forgot you all have actually seen me and have photos(GIVE BACK MY SOUL!!), so back to the point. While mispending my youth by drinking heavily and a few other things, I often went with mrcrowley412 to various establishments such as denny's to sober up. we would eat and be merry, laugh and be annoying, and of course one of us(yes, it was me) would always bother the waitress and try to get her to go home with him. This amazing method of trying to get laid of course never worked until a couple years later, when I learned that being creepy didn't work and started to use boyish, silly, yet sexy, charm(Yes it IS true I am a 35 year-old virgin).
Damn those side notes! Sorry, back to the story. Well as I may have mentioned, we had these excursions more frequently that either one of us actually remembers. We never barfed(I love that word) on the table or ourselves or at all in the diner. Why can't these kids learn to become proper alcoholics and be a funny drunk?
I am now done. thank you all for listening, er... reading.