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Title: Battle Royale
Universe: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: PG
Summery: It’s the battle of the century…
Roy looked at Black Hayate.
Black Hayate looked at Roy.
Riza snorted in her sleep and rolled over.
Roy gave the puppy his best ‘Lord of All I Survey’ look and growled, “Get lost.”
Black Hayate whined and looked at pathetic as he could while crouching on Mustang’s chest. The overall effect was spoiled by the fact that the dog was drooling.
Roy grabbed the puppy by the scruff and tossed him off the bed. He then rolled over and was about to go back to sleep when five pounds of fur lept from the floor to his crotch.
“Eeeeaaahhgh!” Roy howled, rolling off the bed and taking the evil fur-bearing monster with him.
Riza sat up and looked sleepily over the side of the bed. She gave a small shrug and went back to sleep.
Roy growled at Black Hayate. “Curse you, curse your evil name, curse your wicked kind, curse your mangy, misbegotten, flea bitten hide.”
Universe: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: PG
Summery: It’s the battle of the century…
Roy looked at Black Hayate.
Black Hayate looked at Roy.
Riza snorted in her sleep and rolled over.
Roy gave the puppy his best ‘Lord of All I Survey’ look and growled, “Get lost.”
Black Hayate whined and looked at pathetic as he could while crouching on Mustang’s chest. The overall effect was spoiled by the fact that the dog was drooling.
Roy grabbed the puppy by the scruff and tossed him off the bed. He then rolled over and was about to go back to sleep when five pounds of fur lept from the floor to his crotch.
“Eeeeaaahhgh!” Roy howled, rolling off the bed and taking the evil fur-bearing monster with him.
Riza sat up and looked sleepily over the side of the bed. She gave a small shrug and went back to sleep.
Roy growled at Black Hayate. “Curse you, curse your evil name, curse your wicked kind, curse your mangy, misbegotten, flea bitten hide.”