AUs I'm Totally Not Writing, About Boy Band Members

[dorkorific]

1. Did you know that I ship Zayn Malik/Pepe Reina now.

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[driedstardono]

Okay okay fuck oh god okay RAVE

This is like those twenty second teaser trailers for porn that you have to pay for so you never actually see the whole thing but you know it's THERE and you think about how fucking great this porn would be that you would have to pay for

I'm trying to be coherent and I don't think it's working

Mostly because I'm thinking about how Pepe IS a wall of sirloin man steak and this dude that I somehow managed to snare kind of has that air about him too and NOW I WANT TO BE ZAYN MALIK. WHAT.

[dorkorific]

GIRL. IF YOU ARE TAPPING AN ASS THAT IN ANY WAY APPROACHES THE MAGNIFICENCE OF THIS ONE

[yeats]

everything in this post has just gotten so brilliant since the last time i was here. maybe if i never leave again more will happen.