I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE PART OF THE PARENT TRAP WHEN WE DISCOVER WE'RE TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH AND WE'RE MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME BUT IT'S NOT REALLY THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it was bad when you started reblogging and not just liking everything. I KNEW IT. I know all about you and your secret intense obsession with One Direction and I'm so happy you can't keep it inside any longer because you're BURSTING WITH EROTIC EMOTIONS. BURSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I FEEL LIKE THAT TOO. WE SHOULD TRY TO SWITCH TUMBLRS AND YOU WRITE ABOUT SOCCER PLAYERS AND I'LL WRITE ABOUT HOW LOUIS TOMLINSON MAKES ME WANT TO MOVE TO THE SURFACE OF JUPITER EXCEPT JUPITER DOESN'T HAVE A SURFACE SO I GUESS I'D JUST FALL THROUGH LAYERS OF GAS, FOREVER. WHAT DO YOU THINK, I THINK WE COULD PULL IT OFF
also I would like to address a point that you made on tumblr in re being sick of ~larry stylinson~ because 90% of the eighth graders who are into it are Raisin Crunch Nuts. i would just like to say that i totally understand your point and the constant search for ~proof is patently insane but at the same time i
will
never
be
over
these two assholes
and their insanely sensual ideas about how BFFery works
LIKE BOYISH GOOFING OFF IS ONE THING I'M USED TO THAT
BUT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
THIS IS JUST A PERSON TURNING INTO A GIANT BONER
REST MY CASE FOR NOT EVER BEING OVER IT. i can't make this "rebuttal" on tumblr for obvious reasons because i'm not a fucking psychotic. COURT IS ADJOURNED
I'M NEVER DELETING THIS COMMENT NOTIFICATION FROM MY GMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK you're right, it's never over and Larry Stylinson is a tear that hangs inside my soul forever. From now on as far as I'm concerned there are 6 people in 1D fandom and you're one of them now. YOU ARE ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
I think Harry thinks he's a Ravenclaw but secretly he's a big Hufflepuff as he discovers when that hat lands on his head
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louis is head boy and harry keeps getting lost in the dungeons and louis makes fun of him but always helps him get back to the hufflepuff basement. and when Louis has outings to hogsmeade he buys harry candy in the hufflepuff colors which sometimes bursts into flame or makes fart noises but sometimes is really just candy. and gryffindor prefect liam is really protective of harry even though harry's not in his house, and is like louis >:| stop tormenting him >:|
harry always shares his candy with niall in the common room. zayn is the slytherin keeper and has sexually charged encounters with liam on the quidditch field. i have thoughts about this.
I'm cryving off a cliff over all of this. I'LL ACCEPT HARRY THE HUFFLEPUFF EVEN THOUGH HE'S A BIG WEIRDO RAVENCLAW. THAT DUMPY SWEATER IS CONVINCING ME SLIGHTLY. Bury me in the backyard over Louis being mean to Harry all the time but secretly being in love with him because he's such a gentle sensitive soul who's unashamed of crying.
I need more time with Slytherin Zayn and Gryffindor Liam having erotic experiences during quidditch. I NEED MORE OF IT. Does at first Liam think Zayn is a bitch because Zayn is quiet and that always happens to quiet people, more outgoing people think they're icy bitches? But then Liam sees Zayn having fun time with his PARTNER IN CRIME FELLOW SLYTHERIN LOUIS, who has illegally ingested too much firewhiskey, WHICH LIAM THINKS SHOULD BE REPORTED TO AN ADULT BUT HE DOESN'T DO IT, but Zayn is taking care of Louis and humoring him through his outrageous drunkenness and talking about how great Harry is even though he's a dowdy Hufflepuff, and Zayn winks at Liam, so Liam sees a glimpse of who Zayn really is when he gets comfortable around you. LIAM WANTS TO GET COMFORTABLE AROUND ZAYN!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS A PROMPT. wherein they are the marauders. and liam is lupin and louis is sirius and harry is james and zayn is lilly. and niall is by defualt peter, because there is the common ground of food, but niall doesn't end up sucking. can someone write this OH GOD because i have so, so, so many feelings about being the only person alive who sees harry and zayn. like all i can think about when i think about one direction is the helpless wallowing agony of defeat.
that's exactly what happens. everyone thinks zayn is an ice bitch because he's quiet and good looking and comes from some big-deal fam. like he's Blaise Zaynbini basically (BOOM!!) and he wears really well-tailored clothes and three colognes at all times. whatever the wizarding equivalent of GUCCI BY GUCCI, GUCCI GUILTY, ARMANI CODE MEN, NOT BOSS BLACK, :| is.
liam especially thinks he's an ice bitch bc he tried to be nice to zayn when they were second-years and had potions together and zayn was just like, grunt response, stare into the middle distance. BUT REALLY IT WAS BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU SINCE HE FIRST SAW YOU ON THE TRAIN, LIAM, AND HE'S SUPER AWKWARD ABOUT IT OKAY!!!!!
and yes he and louis are partners in crime. lou doesn't play quidditch but he's like, the most excitable cheerleader ever and he always goes to zayn's games wearing like, a giant Slytherin hat that sets off green fireworks. one time liam gets hit by a bludger and almost falls off his broom and zayn saves him!!!!! even though it means conceding a goal and zayn haaaaates concediiiiiiing so zayn is cranky afterward and when liam tries to corner him in the locker room to thank him, he touches zayn's elbow and zayn is like, VIOLENT JERK AWAY and liam's feelings get hurt again. shhhh liam it's just because he has a boner 4 u.
additionally zayn's defensive line is terrible and he's always screaming at them and it's the only time anyone sees him get animated and it's delightful. HEY
HEY AM I PLAYING BY MYSELF OVER HERE
IS THIS A ONE-PERSON TEAM I MEAN LIKE FOR GOD'S SAKE
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLAZAYN ZAYNBINI. I'm obsessed with Zayn being an ice bitch towards Liam and it's all because he has a secret boner for Liam because Liam is a kind and strong Gryffindor to the max. Liam thinks Zayn just hates him because he's a Gryffindor but then he sees Zayn doing like mad transfigurations with Niall and HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES, and Liam is in agony that Zayn just hates HIM. AND ZAYN IS PERPETUALLY PADDLING UPSTREAM AGAINST A RIVER OF TEARS OVER THINKING LIAM PROBABLY JUST AUTO-HATES HIM TOO, BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE'S BEING AN ICE BITCH BUT HE CAN'T STOP HIMSELF BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO ACT, WHEN SECRETLY HIS PATRONUS IS LIAM'S FACE BASICALLY.
I have nothing else to add (I CAN'T WRITE! I'VE BEEN WRITING A LOUIS/LIAM SINGLE WHITE FEMALE FANFIC FOR LIKE 10 YEARS AND BY WRITING I MEAN IGNORING!!!). I just want to absorb your thoughts into my mind and cry. MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GET SUPER INTO 1D FANDOM AND WRITE 10,000 FANFICTIONS FOR US ALL TO ENJOY SINCE YOU'RE A GENIUS.........
GURLF BRENNA JUST LINKED ME TO THIS AND I LOL'D WHEN YOU MADE THAT WINGDINGS COMMENT TOO SO BAD. I'M CROOKPATED ON TUMBLR AND I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO BE BESTIES.
P.S. LUV U
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also I would like to address a point that you made on tumblr in re being sick of ~larry stylinson~ because 90% of the eighth graders who are into it are Raisin Crunch Nuts. i would just like to say that i totally understand your point and the constant search for ~proof is patently insane but at the same time i
will
never
be
over
these two assholes
and their insanely sensual ideas about how BFFery works
LIKE BOYISH GOOFING OFF IS ONE THING I'M USED TO THAT
BUT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
THIS IS JUST A PERSON TURNING INTO A GIANT BONER
REST MY CASE FOR NOT EVER BEING OVER IT. i can't make this "rebuttal" on tumblr for obvious reasons because i'm not a fucking psychotic. COURT IS ADJOURNED
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ONE OF US.
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PERFECT
DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE SOMEONE TO DISCUSS MY 1D HARRY POTTER AU WITH. YOU CAN SAY NO
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R U DUMB, THAT'S LITERALLY ALL I WANT TO TALK ABOUT. JUST AS LONG AS LOUIS IS A SLYTHERIN AND HARRY IS A RAVENCLAW
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<--SURPRISE HUFFLEPUFF
louis is head boy and harry keeps getting lost in the dungeons and louis makes fun of him but always helps him get back to the hufflepuff basement. and when Louis has outings to hogsmeade he buys harry candy in the hufflepuff colors which sometimes bursts into flame or makes fart noises but sometimes is really just candy. and gryffindor prefect liam is really protective of harry even though harry's not in his house, and is like louis >:| stop tormenting him >:|
harry always shares his candy with niall in the common room. zayn is the slytherin keeper and has sexually charged encounters with liam on the quidditch field. i have thoughts about this.
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I need more time with Slytherin Zayn and Gryffindor Liam having erotic experiences during quidditch. I NEED MORE OF IT. Does at first Liam think Zayn is a bitch because Zayn is quiet and that always happens to quiet people, more outgoing people think they're icy bitches? But then Liam sees Zayn having fun time with his PARTNER IN CRIME FELLOW SLYTHERIN LOUIS, who has illegally ingested too much firewhiskey, WHICH LIAM THINKS SHOULD BE REPORTED TO AN ADULT BUT HE DOESN'T DO IT, but Zayn is taking care of Louis and humoring him through his outrageous drunkenness and talking about how great Harry is even though he's a dowdy Hufflepuff, and Zayn winks at Liam, so Liam sees a glimpse of who Zayn really is when he gets comfortable around you. LIAM WANTS TO GET COMFORTABLE AROUND ZAYN!!!!!!!!!
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can someone write this OH GOD because i have so, so, so many feelings about being the only person alive who sees harry and zayn.
like
all i can think about when i think about one direction
is the helpless wallowing agony of defeat.
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liam especially thinks he's an ice bitch bc he tried to be nice to zayn when they were second-years and had potions together and zayn was just like, grunt response, stare into the middle distance. BUT REALLY IT WAS BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU SINCE HE FIRST SAW YOU ON THE TRAIN, LIAM, AND HE'S SUPER AWKWARD ABOUT IT OKAY!!!!!
and yes he and louis are partners in crime. lou doesn't play quidditch but he's like, the most excitable cheerleader ever and he always goes to zayn's games wearing like, a giant Slytherin hat that sets off green fireworks. one time liam gets hit by a bludger and almost falls off his broom and zayn saves him!!!!! even though it means conceding a goal and zayn haaaaates concediiiiiiing so zayn is cranky afterward and when liam tries to corner him in the locker room to thank him, he touches zayn's elbow and zayn is like, VIOLENT JERK AWAY and liam's feelings get hurt again. shhhh liam it's just because he has a boner 4 u.
additionally zayn's defensive line is terrible and he's always screaming at them and it's the only time anyone sees him get animated and it's delightful. HEY
HEY AM I PLAYING BY MYSELF OVER HERE
IS THIS A ONE-PERSON TEAM I MEAN LIKE FOR GOD'S SAKE
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I have nothing else to add (I CAN'T WRITE! I'VE BEEN WRITING A LOUIS/LIAM SINGLE WHITE FEMALE FANFIC FOR LIKE 10 YEARS AND BY WRITING I MEAN IGNORING!!!). I just want to absorb your thoughts into my mind and cry. MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GET SUPER INTO 1D FANDOM AND WRITE 10,000 FANFICTIONS FOR US ALL TO ENJOY SINCE YOU'RE A GENIUS.........
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i will not
be watching
teen wolf
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what is a dignity. fuck a dignity tbh. I just want to talk about how THIS IS A THING THAT REALLY HAPPENED BETWEEN TWO HUMAN MALE CELEBRITIES!!!!
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"you realize of course that we could never be friends"
"what i'm saying -- and this is not a come on in any way -- is that harry and louis can never be friends because the sex part always gets in the way"
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