AT LEAST YOU ARE USING A CUP. Cling to that, because it is more than I have. What I do have are images of Mesut being loved by his teammates, and a very good spellchecker.
asnfjkdsnjfksnfsk i love so much that mesut is, like, everybody's pet/baby/mascot. I have this shameful desire for fic in which mesut gets, like, a very minor cold, and EVERY SINGLE MEMBER of RM shows up at his house. like, all of them surprised to see each other.
of course sami is like his ministering angel and pipa's been there since 7am and marcelo brings dvds subbed in German and pepe brings seriously high-powered drugs and cris brings soup that his mom made. and xabi probably doesn't even bring anything, he just strides in all purposeful and starts throwing away mesut's used tissues and like, fluffing his pillows. and benz has video games. even carvalho is there and it's weird, because nobody sees him outside of practice. it's like seeing your teacher at a bar.
and granero is like HEY MESUT SINCE YOU'RE SICK YOU FINALLY HAVE TIME TO LISTEN TO LCD SOUNDSYSTEM AND I BROUGHT YOU BON IVER ON VINYL AND A RECORD PLAYER IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE -- wait, what are you guys all doin here?
basically, tl;dr I LOVE MESUT OZIL. did you see marcelo wearing his shirt after valencia
Sergio brings over either a pair of Real Madrid pajamas or his own custom made RM snuggie (pretend it looks like the bed) and gets busy tucking the corners in around Mesut, and Iker has fresh groceries (with actual nutrients in them) and gets busy cleaning out Mesut's fridge.
Mesut has that huge couch so he's lying down, and but his feet are in Kaka's lap while Kaka talks earnestly about...something. Mesut's Spanish is still coming along, and all the guys who speak Portuguese have that accent. And it's kind of noisy now that nearly all of the first team is there (plus a couple of kids from the B team who look a little uncertain but are still sprawled out over the floor, playing video games, but it's not too loud.
So nobody's quite sure how they missed Mourinho coming in.
And then he takes Mesut's temperature and writes it down in his notebook. Somehow, his vitals for the last twenty four hours are in there. No one really wants to question it too much.
PLEASE DO THIS, it would make better all these things:
1. Portland's disastrous game against LA (we were doing so well at home *cries*) 2. Today's bullshit 3. RSL losing to Monterrey in the CONCACAF final 4. Overdraft fees 5. Probably failing Intro to Syntax
...nothing can't be fixed with Mesut/EVERYBODY adorability of the proper magnitude.
yeah, tomorrow it'll be embarrassing and i'll be like, PICK UP BY BOOTSTRAPS, THINK OF NEXT SEASON etc. BUT TONIGHT IT STILL SUCKS. :( :( :(
oh marcelo, honeycake. your faces give me comfort and succor in this, my time of affliction.
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Oh Pepe, I too want to crawl into Mesut's lap
In conclusion: Twirling hug
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of course sami is like his ministering angel and pipa's been there since 7am and marcelo brings dvds subbed in German and pepe brings seriously high-powered drugs and cris brings soup that his mom made. and xabi probably doesn't even bring anything, he just strides in all purposeful and starts throwing away mesut's used tissues and like, fluffing his pillows. and benz has video games. even carvalho is there and it's weird, because nobody sees him outside of practice. it's like seeing your teacher at a bar.
and granero is like HEY MESUT SINCE YOU'RE SICK YOU FINALLY HAVE TIME TO LISTEN TO LCD SOUNDSYSTEM AND I BROUGHT YOU BON IVER ON VINYL AND A RECORD PLAYER IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE -- wait, what are you guys all doin here?
basically, tl;dr I LOVE MESUT OZIL. did you see marcelo wearing his shirt after valencia
PRECIOUS PEARLS.
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Sergio brings over either a pair of Real Madrid pajamas or his own custom made RM snuggie (pretend it looks like the bed) and gets busy tucking the corners in around Mesut, and Iker has fresh groceries (with actual nutrients in them) and gets busy cleaning out Mesut's fridge.
Mesut has that huge couch so he's lying down, and but his feet are in Kaka's lap while Kaka talks earnestly about...something. Mesut's Spanish is still coming along, and all the guys who speak Portuguese have that accent. And it's kind of noisy now that nearly all of the first team is there (plus a couple of kids from the B team who look a little uncertain but are still sprawled out over the floor, playing video games, but it's not too loud.
So nobody's quite sure how they missed Mourinho coming in.
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he just like
shimmers into being
like a hologram
everyone's staring and he's like, what? I brought echinacea. and this neti pot. don't worry, it's unused.
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1. Portland's disastrous game against LA (we were doing so well at home *cries*)
2. Today's bullshit
3. RSL losing to Monterrey in the CONCACAF final
4. Overdraft fees
5. Probably failing Intro to Syntax
...nothing can't be fixed with Mesut/EVERYBODY adorability of the proper magnitude.
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