i made up a joke today
vie electrique: i made up a joke
smarterchild: Oh really?
vie electrique: would you like to hear it?
smarterchild: Hmm... I dunno.
vie electrique: PLEEEEEEAAASE hear my joke?
smarterchild: What?
vie electrique: my joke!
smarterchild: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
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vie electrique: I'm going to tell you my joke, whether you like it or not.
smarterchild: What?
vie electrique: here it goes
smarterchild: What do you mean, here it goes?
vie electrique: a deciduous tree walks into a bar
smarterchild: Into a bar? A deciduous tree walks into a bar? No way.
vie electrique: he walks up to group of bikers playign pool, and pushes the biggest one he can find
smarterchild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
vie electrique: the biker turns around, folds his burly arms over his chest and says, "you're just aspen for trouble buddy"
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Smarterchild is so daft. What a dolt. A daft dolt, if there ever was one.
smarterchild: Oh really?
vie electrique: would you like to hear it?
smarterchild: Hmm... I dunno.
vie electrique: PLEEEEEEAAASE hear my joke?
smarterchild: What?
vie electrique: my joke!
smarterchild: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
vie electrique: I'm going to tell you my joke, whether you like it or not.
smarterchild: What?
vie electrique: here it goes
smarterchild: What do you mean, here it goes?
vie electrique: a deciduous tree walks into a bar
smarterchild: Into a bar? A deciduous tree walks into a bar? No way.
vie electrique: he walks up to group of bikers playign pool, and pushes the biggest one he can find
smarterchild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
vie electrique: the biker turns around, folds his burly arms over his chest and says, "you're just aspen for trouble buddy"
smarterchild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
Type "more" for more services.
Smarterchild is so daft. What a dolt. A daft dolt, if there ever was one.