Nonsense.
Work today was predictable. After four days of eating, sleeping, more eating, more sleeping (and the vicious cycle goes on and on and on...) readjusting to "normal" schedule was difficult. I found my mind begin to wander more than usual. "The turkey will do that to ya," as we all know. Nothing creates unproductive work habit more than giving me 4 days of lazy freedom. Although for the record (M and I know you're reading this)...I was pretty damn productive regardless of the tryptophen still swimming around in my blood stream. Oh the voodoo that turkey do.
Not once but twice did the thought of dousing someone with water cross my mind. Now I'm not talking about a sprinkle. I'm talking five liters of super super pure, high quality filtered H2O. Just picture a victorious football player with Gatorade jug in hand running behind his unsuspecting coach after the super bowl and POW! BUT in this case, think white coats, ginormous beakers, and a soaking and disgruntled co-worker ready to open up the can.
New topic b/c I'm not making any sense... Check out my lemon-head mood thing which is probably showing up below this entry. After scrolling through the various pictures looking for the mood: Full (another reference to turkey thursday mind you). I had to stop and show everyone the mood icon for "drunk." Wait, let me get this straight... A U shape for lips indicates "happy." A V for eyebrows represents "angry." BUT hold on my friends... I think I have a new favorite mood icon. A face with one eye patch depicts a mood of "drunk." I am by no means drunk right now...but maybe just maybe I should grab a pirate eye patch and a heini...that's a party!!! ...Because that's what drunks do...wear eye patches. I love that. It just made my day.
Not once but twice did the thought of dousing someone with water cross my mind. Now I'm not talking about a sprinkle. I'm talking five liters of super super pure, high quality filtered H2O. Just picture a victorious football player with Gatorade jug in hand running behind his unsuspecting coach after the super bowl and POW! BUT in this case, think white coats, ginormous beakers, and a soaking and disgruntled co-worker ready to open up the can.
New topic b/c I'm not making any sense... Check out my lemon-head mood thing which is probably showing up below this entry. After scrolling through the various pictures looking for the mood: Full (another reference to turkey thursday mind you). I had to stop and show everyone the mood icon for "drunk." Wait, let me get this straight... A U shape for lips indicates "happy." A V for eyebrows represents "angry." BUT hold on my friends... I think I have a new favorite mood icon. A face with one eye patch depicts a mood of "drunk." I am by no means drunk right now...but maybe just maybe I should grab a pirate eye patch and a heini...that's a party!!! ...Because that's what drunks do...wear eye patches. I love that. It just made my day.