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Oct 14, 2005 19:15

So far I would have to say that work is great. It is pretty simple and all. I sit around in a room that averages about 38 degrees all day. And lemme tell you - Bathroom breaks after having 38 degree hands = extreme tookle shock!
I am letting my nails grow again and it seems easy this time around. In fact, I don't even know why I decided to stop ruining them. It hurts the inside of my nose now.
I have thought of a new invention... it will make me rich beyond belief! The ultimate party novelty! It would be a (salve, pill, injection?) that would make a guy's baby makins a different color!! Yeah, I am talkin about some blue or orange or even green! Bukkake rainbows! I know, I know, a little base and filthypoo and all, but hey, it will make the big bucks and that, my friends, is what it is all about, right?
Guys would like the starwars lazer-like action shots and girls will love it because they can coordinate with their outfits. "Hey, I hope you aren't packin orange, you stud, cause I gots blue undies."
Girls are dirty.
I am still working on this idea.
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