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So I got to live out one of my lifelong dreams this week.
It is pretty much... I would say... 70% of the reason I took the job.
It wasn't the friendly environment. Although it is quite friendly.
It wasn't the nice benefits... they are nice though.
Not the hats or the samples or the people I know... all nice by the way.
I am in it for the deli slicer.
I love that thing.
I cut tomatoes and cheese and deli meats and anything else I can fit in it.
Like I am some sort of mean meat guillotine. Taking the heads of my barren wives at... oh I would say... at a setting of 16. Nice and thin, yet not like paper.
I clean it so lovingly.
I take care of it and it takes care of me. We have a relationship. Kinda like Spidey and his symbiotic black suit that he got in the first Secret Wars. Except, I hope, it isn't going to try to take over my body.
It is pretty much... I would say... 70% of the reason I took the job.
It wasn't the friendly environment. Although it is quite friendly.
It wasn't the nice benefits... they are nice though.
Not the hats or the samples or the people I know... all nice by the way.
I am in it for the deli slicer.
I love that thing.
I cut tomatoes and cheese and deli meats and anything else I can fit in it.
Like I am some sort of mean meat guillotine. Taking the heads of my barren wives at... oh I would say... at a setting of 16. Nice and thin, yet not like paper.
I clean it so lovingly.
I take care of it and it takes care of me. We have a relationship. Kinda like Spidey and his symbiotic black suit that he got in the first Secret Wars. Except, I hope, it isn't going to try to take over my body.