My ass is so fucking suburned that I can't sit down. So I am laying on my stomach wearing a pair of sweatpants trying to resist the urge to waddle to the kitchen (since it phsyically hurts to walk) and cutting my asscheeks off with a butcher knife.

So, this is THAT LJ post where I disclose way too much information about myself ( Read more... )

There are just some things in life that you can never unsee

( Brighter than Sunshine )

I'm so tired ( Read more... )

Last night was one of the most amazing nights of my life. Period ( Read more... )

Happy Valentine's Day to all the star-crossed lovers out there.

I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me.

I'm off to buy "Strange and Beautiful", Aqualung's CD. I think I might pick up James Blunt's new CD as well. Has anyone heard of him? He sounds a lot like David Gray.

Boobies.

I think I know what you mean but watch what you say ( Read more... )