I'm special
There are approximately 6.6 billion people in the world.
Approximately 49% of people are males- 3,234,000,000 people.
Approximately 25% of males have herpes- 808,500,000 people.
Approximately .3% of males can autofellatiate- 2,425,500 people.
World-wide, there are about 2.4 million men with herpes who can autofellatiate.
I can't find any numbers on how often antibodies fail to form in response to herpes family viruses- in thoery, once you have the viruses, you can't contract them again. It's currently debated whether this is absolute, with a trememndous amount of anecdotal evidence saying that it isn't. Since I can't find any specific numbers, let's pretend it's 1 in 1000.
By these extremely crude and largely incorrect calculations, I'm one of 2,425.5 men in this world who are capable of giving themselves herpes; about .000036% of the human population.
There are about 300 million people in the USA, which means that there are about 110.25 of my fellow self-administering herpes males. Given 50 states, that leaves a little over 2 per state. Which means that somewhere in Kansas, there's 1 other person like me.
None of these calculations are actually accurate- I might not even have herpes to begin with (damn those inconclusive tests). This post was made for pure entertainment value and statistical narcissim
Approximately 49% of people are males- 3,234,000,000 people.
Approximately 25% of males have herpes- 808,500,000 people.
Approximately .3% of males can autofellatiate- 2,425,500 people.
World-wide, there are about 2.4 million men with herpes who can autofellatiate.
I can't find any numbers on how often antibodies fail to form in response to herpes family viruses- in thoery, once you have the viruses, you can't contract them again. It's currently debated whether this is absolute, with a trememndous amount of anecdotal evidence saying that it isn't. Since I can't find any specific numbers, let's pretend it's 1 in 1000.
By these extremely crude and largely incorrect calculations, I'm one of 2,425.5 men in this world who are capable of giving themselves herpes; about .000036% of the human population.
There are about 300 million people in the USA, which means that there are about 110.25 of my fellow self-administering herpes males. Given 50 states, that leaves a little over 2 per state. Which means that somewhere in Kansas, there's 1 other person like me.
None of these calculations are actually accurate- I might not even have herpes to begin with (damn those inconclusive tests). This post was made for pure entertainment value and statistical narcissim