03 video/action if you're in Goldenrod Mall

[doorjammer]

[Alice the Smoochum and Pipe the Magmar (guess who evolved?) are trying out Pokemon accessories on each other as Seven inspects his new Zephyr badge in the mirror.]

These Pokemon ain't so different from us after all. Flash 'em a badge and suddenly they're all obedient. Crowbar's stopped acting up since I got this from the kid back in Violet.

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[miniworth]

Aren't they supposed to be called Igglypuffs?

[ Oh no Seven-san. He's bad with names. WAS HE WRONG ALL THIS TIME. D8 ]

[doorjammer]

No, it grows into a Jigglypuff and then it evolves into a Wigglytuff. I dunno if it's gonna be tough because it has the word "tough" on it but this Igglything sure ain't buff.

[miniworth]

[ ... Excuse him, he's a little sad that his name-remembering skills just aren't improving. He facepalms. ]

That's--I see.

[doorjammer]

[Watching you. Watching you fail. Flail. Do both.]

[miniworth]

S-so...

You got an Igglybuff because someone said they were buff?

[doorjammer]

Not really...

But it had the word buff in it! Of course it had to be buff!

[miniworth]

I doubt it necessarily had to be.

1/3

[doorjammer]

It has to be. It's a name. It's gotta be descriptive! Like my name, for example...

2/3

[doorjammer]

[His name which is... which is...]

3/3

[doorjammer]

YEAH!

[miniworth]

...

I'd assumed your real name wouldn't be "Seven." Is it a secret?

[doorjammer]

Maybe. I don't remember.

[miniworth]

...

[ Oh. ]

I... see.

[doorjammer]

Seven's a pretty nice name though. Mysterious. Suave. I like it.

[miniworth]

Sure. It's a number and if you line up three of them, often times you get a lot of money.

[doorjammer]

And it's a number that will drag your ass home if I catch you visiting those kinds of establishments.