Aug 28, 2011 23:39
[Alice the Smoochum and Pipe the Magmar (guess who evolved?) are trying out Pokemon accessories on each other as Seven inspects his new Zephyr badge in the mirror.]
These Pokemon ain't so different from us after all. Flash 'em a badge and suddenly they're all obedient. Crowbar's stopped acting up since I got this from the kid back in Violet.
[He puts on a fancy top hat on his head (it's designed for big Pokemon, by the way) and tips it. He nods. Looking good. Looking good.]
Oh, and if someone tells you to get a Pokemon called Igglybuf... Can't really say if it's a good or a bad Pokemon but it's not really buff. It's round and it's got beady eyes.
It's not buff, okay! Why the hell would you call a Pokemon "IgglyBUFF" when it's not gonna come out buff? That's false advertising, pal. It ain't good.
[filtered to Clover]
Hey, kid. You doin' okay?
[filtered to castmates, minus Ace]
We're all still here, right?
[Badge approved with mod permission a few weeks ago. lalalalala~]
i'm da police,
#action,
!goldenrod city,
#video,
!ic,
a gentleman and a scholar,
badge get