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03 video/action if you're in Goldenrod Mall

Aug 28, 2011 23:39

[Alice the Smoochum and Pipe the Magmar (guess who evolved?) are trying out Pokemon accessories on each other as Seven inspects his new Zephyr badge in the mirror.]

These Pokemon ain't so different from us after all. Flash 'em a badge and suddenly they're all obedient. Crowbar's stopped acting up since I got this from the kid back in Violet.

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[action] 1/2 yaaaaaawn August 28 2011, 16:39:15 UTC

[How does Lotus occupy herself when she's got virtually nothing to do? SHOPPING OF COURSE! And she loves nothing more than torturing her Pokemon, so she's here today to dress them up in the most ridiculous outfits. Maybe she'll finally break them and they'll listen to what she tells them to do..

Probably not.

UGH, Blub, eventually you're going to have to deal with the fact that I'm your master, not the other way around! Your mommy! Your dominatrix! Whatever! You need to learn some..

[Oh. Who's that chump with all the girly Pokemon? ... And is he really trying on the accessories? HA.]

Uh, you know those are for Pokemon, ri--

[action] yaaaaaawn August 28 2011, 16:39:46 UTC

[WAIT A DARN TOOTIN SECOND.]

You.

doorjammer August 28 2011, 16:57:05 UTC

[Not going to respond. If you don't talk to her she'll go away. If you don't talk to her she'll go away. THIS HAT LOOKS REALLY NICE ON HIS HEAD DOESN'T IT? DOESN'T IT? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA go away Lotus.]

yaaaaaawn August 28 2011, 17:01:01 UTC

[THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK THIS TIME. Lotus stands there. Her glare never wavers. Like a lioness ready to pounce.]

Blub. Just this once, please. Pin missile.

[Sensing the direness of the situation, Blub actually complies. OH NO SEVEN HERE COMES SEVERAL POINTY DARTS FLYING AT YOU]

1/2 doorjammer August 28 2011, 17:14:49 UTC

[Hah! Seven has his Pokemon out! They'll protect him!]

2/2 doorjammer August 28 2011, 17:18:02 UTC

[Except they don't and he gets hit on the behind because fortunately he hasn't faced her yet. If he did. Hngh...

He pulls a quill off his gadonk-gadonk and faces her. (Not because it caused a rip on his trousers. Really.)]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, YOU CRAZY BITCH?!

yaaaaaawn August 28 2011, 18:56:23 UTC

You don't remember, Seven? Because I certainly do! And that's just the beginning! Now that I've found you, prepare for constant tort--

[oops, Lotus was cut short by some stray pin missiles.. landing straight on her face. NOT AGAIN UGH.] GAHHHHH!

doorjammer August 29 2011, 08:54:30 UTC

[He bursts out laughing because Lotus is so hilarious when she's in pain, only to get hit by another barrage of pin missiles.]

Keep that blobfish thing of yours in control why don't you?

yaaaaaawn August 31 2011, 03:42:50 UTC

I-I can't! It won't-- hey, stop it, you littl-- Gah!

[Oh my. Lotus has just tripped on a stray pin. She just face planted.. right on Blub. Now there is a BARRAGE OF PINS flying EVERYWHERE.]

doorjammer September 3 2011, 11:45:27 UTC

[Couldn't have hidden behind a shelf faster, pulling Lotus with him(?).]

yaaaaaawn September 6 2011, 11:59:51 UTC

[oh my //// Lotus quickly slaps that hand away. Such upper body strength.]

Don't touch me! I'll handle this!

doorjammer September 6 2011, 14:41:26 UTC

[He shows some semblance of concern and this happens. Jeez, woman.]

Handle what? Getting those airbags of yours deflated?

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