On behalf of tar_telemnar for reasons which should become apparent.
1. Your complaint: [ ] Untimely death [ ] Timely death [ ] Untimely resurrection/rebirth [x ] Unexplained transformation of body, including change in gender, age, species. [x] Other Plus a strange obsession with sweets and flat-caps.
2. Cause of aforementioned complaint [ ] Self-inflicted [ ] Caused by another, known individual Please enter name of individual here: ________________ (Intentity of complainant will be kept private should legal issues arise) [x ] Of unknown cause
3. Requested action [ ] Compensation to the sum of _______ to be paid into ___________(name of account held at Bank of Eru) [x ] Restoration to former self. I want my grand-dad back! [ ] Resoration but with the following alterations: [ ] Different colour eyes. Please enter preferred eye colour__________ If eye colour unavailable, would you accept coloured contact lenses? [ ]Y [ ]N [ ] Different gender [ ] Larger breasts [ ] Longer legs [ ] Greater tolerance for alcohol [x ] Improved intelligence* ie.
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1. Your complaint:
[ ] Untimely death
[ ] Timely death
[ ] Untimely resurrection/rebirth
[x ] Unexplained transformation of body, including change in gender, age, species.
[x] Other Plus a strange obsession with sweets and flat-caps.
2. Cause of aforementioned complaint
[ ] Self-inflicted
[ ] Caused by another, known individual
Please enter name of individual here: ________________
(Intentity of complainant will be kept private should legal issues arise)
[x ] Of unknown cause
3. Requested action
[ ] Compensation to the sum of _______ to be paid into ___________(name of account held at Bank of Eru)
[x ] Restoration to former self. I want my grand-dad back!
[ ] Resoration but with the following alterations:
[ ] Different colour eyes.
Please enter preferred eye colour__________
If eye colour unavailable, would you accept coloured contact lenses? [ ]Y [ ]N
[ ] Different gender
[ ] Larger breasts
[ ] Longer legs
[ ] Greater tolerance for alcohol
[x ] Improved intelligence* ie. ( ... )
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We thank you for registering your complaint with us and promise to deal with the situation urgently.
Have a nice day!
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Damn pen-pushers, I knew I should have put "execute all civil servants" in the "if I ruled Aman" section.
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