Ok so this one time at subway...

[doolby]

Normally i prefer to put my stupid subway things in D-film format but this one won't fit. I'm just gonna type it out instead. It was Saturday (or Sunday as those are the only days I opened at that store) Pretty early in the morning and this couple comes in for some sandwiches (yeah I know nothing good so far but I'm trying to set the scene here so

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[spoonard]

I would have went outside and let him know that the Russians invented cigarettes to destroy all the retarded fuckers in the world. Also I would have let him know about how radio waves are actually microwaves and how the entire earth should be dead. Then I would have peed all over his shoes. And then finally I would have said "Thanks for choosing SUBWAY ya fuck!"

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[jellynuttz]

the real trick is learning how to profit from peoples ignorance. what always gets me are the huge people that come into sandwitch shops and order 2 footlong subs thinking they are eating healthy or something...

subs are healthy as long a you remove everything that tastes good..

Phear my Magnetron!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[spoo_k_pryme]

>insert jays rap here...