YTV... round 2
Well, those of you that actually read my ramblings know that once upon a time I took on YTV, and was lied to. But no more! I have once again sent them a letter, built around the same "anti-stupid" platform, but this time... oh ho, this time I have "Yvon of the Yukon" to back me up! YES! Now if they tell me that they only hold the highest standards of programming, I can throw this half hour cornacopia of crap (and I mean this is a very literal sense) in their face. If you've never seen this show... allow me to sum it up...
Ingredients:
1 dog with hairless ass (crack(?) dominant)
1 short frenchman in his underpants
7-10 Fart jokes within a span of 10 minutes
NO PLOT, THIS WILL RUIN THE EFFECT OF THE FART JOKES!
at least one bare ass sighting of short frenchman per episode
1 dead horse
Directions:
Open show with disgusting mutt pissing on frozen Frenchman, thawing him out after 300 years, make frenchman as repulsive as possible, warts, hair, no pants, the whole deal. Make inane plot force him to moon the camera at least once, once again.. add hair, warts, and usually stink lines.
Beat the dead horse with fart jokes and other retarded attempts at humor, continue beating for 30 minutes, serve to your children and tell them it's good for them.
Yup, that about sums it up... so we'll have to see how they answer me this time ;) ... I'll be sure to let you know if they try to lie to me again.
Ingredients:
1 dog with hairless ass (crack(?) dominant)
1 short frenchman in his underpants
7-10 Fart jokes within a span of 10 minutes
NO PLOT, THIS WILL RUIN THE EFFECT OF THE FART JOKES!
at least one bare ass sighting of short frenchman per episode
1 dead horse
Directions:
Open show with disgusting mutt pissing on frozen Frenchman, thawing him out after 300 years, make frenchman as repulsive as possible, warts, hair, no pants, the whole deal. Make inane plot force him to moon the camera at least once, once again.. add hair, warts, and usually stink lines.
Beat the dead horse with fart jokes and other retarded attempts at humor, continue beating for 30 minutes, serve to your children and tell them it's good for them.
Yup, that about sums it up... so we'll have to see how they answer me this time ;) ... I'll be sure to let you know if they try to lie to me again.