Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the idiocy and repetition of Sky Sweetnam, or to insult her
Yeah, I know, the quote got cut short, stupid max. character limit on titles! anyway, I've probably been meaning to get at this one for awhile but to be honest, it sickens me to a point that the plushie-fucker would be hard pressed to reach. Sky Sweetnam, a 15 year old "punk rocker" (Avril Lavigne's whiny half-sister? probably..) released a song awhilea go about how going to school is for losers, and it's all an excuse for teachers to make lots of money, and let me start off by saying on what fucking planet is this girl going (or not going) to school!? Teachers + money + same sentence = Debatable. They've been fighting over contracts on a constant basis up here in Canada, and I think the average salary probably ranges from 30 - 40k a year... that's not
"Money, money whoo!
Lotsa money, money whoo!"
As she so eloquently puts it. And somehow I find it hard to believe that she has any idea what she's talking about based simply on that line from her song (The video by the way shows her in a HUGE house, with camcorders practically lining the walls, laptops, huge pool in the backyard, etc, etc... all the things that those money-grubbing teachers will never be able to afford), and to top it all off, we get nuggets of cra...er...I mean... "wisdom" like
"Monday mornings suck
It's way too early to catch a bus
Why conform without a fuss?
Daddy, daddy no!
I don't wanna go to school! "
or even...
"To skip or not to skip, that is the question "
Wherever he may be, I'm sure Shakespeare (William, not "Billy") is rolling in his grave so damn fast they could hook a generator up to the bastard and power a few city blocks with it alone. But no good readers, the idiocy doesn't stop there... perhaps you need to download the video (Billy Shakespeare by Sky Sweetnam) to fully appreciate her wacky and anti-conformist hijynx, but then to show her superiority over those "losers" stuck GETTING A FUTURE, she heads out with her half-pint nitwit friends and starts egging a passing bus, how rebellious! That sure shows them who's boss... too bad in 10 years when you can't even afford eggs, they'll be able to throw much more expensive garbage at you from their warm little houses, as your worthless carcass rots in the gutter, but hey... who needs school when you can pretend to have a rich father and friends that aren't coated in shit from living in the alley behind a chinese restaurant, surviving by capturing blind sewer rats to sell to desperate chefs! Too bad it's all pretend Sky, 'cause in reality, you're nothing (10 bucks says she sits at the front of the class, giving people that talk hussy...er...huffy looks)
But that's just my thoughts on the matter... download the video and make your own!
"Money, money whoo!
Lotsa money, money whoo!"
As she so eloquently puts it. And somehow I find it hard to believe that she has any idea what she's talking about based simply on that line from her song (The video by the way shows her in a HUGE house, with camcorders practically lining the walls, laptops, huge pool in the backyard, etc, etc... all the things that those money-grubbing teachers will never be able to afford), and to top it all off, we get nuggets of cra...er...I mean... "wisdom" like
"Monday mornings suck
It's way too early to catch a bus
Why conform without a fuss?
Daddy, daddy no!
I don't wanna go to school! "
or even...
"To skip or not to skip, that is the question "
Wherever he may be, I'm sure Shakespeare (William, not "Billy") is rolling in his grave so damn fast they could hook a generator up to the bastard and power a few city blocks with it alone. But no good readers, the idiocy doesn't stop there... perhaps you need to download the video (Billy Shakespeare by Sky Sweetnam) to fully appreciate her wacky and anti-conformist hijynx, but then to show her superiority over those "losers" stuck GETTING A FUTURE, she heads out with her half-pint nitwit friends and starts egging a passing bus, how rebellious! That sure shows them who's boss... too bad in 10 years when you can't even afford eggs, they'll be able to throw much more expensive garbage at you from their warm little houses, as your worthless carcass rots in the gutter, but hey... who needs school when you can pretend to have a rich father and friends that aren't coated in shit from living in the alley behind a chinese restaurant, surviving by capturing blind sewer rats to sell to desperate chefs! Too bad it's all pretend Sky, 'cause in reality, you're nothing (10 bucks says she sits at the front of the class, giving people that talk hussy...er...huffy looks)
But that's just my thoughts on the matter... download the video and make your own!