Swedish Penis Pump

Dec 01, 2007 12:31

That's right.

Fuck yes, more immunizations today! I just want to break open the vials and drink of them as a god consuming delicious ambrosia, that they would bolster my omnipotence and supreme zeal, refresh my lust for life and give me the motivation to undertake a holy crusade of the Earth, releasing swarms of locusts upon the Hipsters, drinking the blood of Vegans(and the occasional cow for proper nutrients), and arming bums to hunt the rich, Running Man-style, complete with brightly colored spandex.

Or perhaps I shall take a nap.

Yes, I believe a nap may be in order.
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