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doodlz

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Jul 26, 2005 12:31

That's it--I give up. Either all men are the same, or I turn them into major assholes. Either way, I give up. I'm moving to a convent, and am going to become a nun. Or I'm going to tie myself to the top of a rocket destined for Pluto and start dating aliens ( Read more... )

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We allllllll float down here. scooter25 July 26 2005, 16:54:40 UTC

I suspect that it's not you that turns them into major assholes, they were assholes long before you met them. It just floats to the top with time. Just keep moving forward. If someone loves YOU they'll keep up with you.

I can't get stoned because I can't roll a joint, and I am way to stupid to use a bong, and a lighter?????? Forget about it.

It Rocks! lol doodlz July 26 2005, 17:04:33 UTC

Yeah, go ahead and send that bong this way. lol Oh, and some weed as well. lol As far as the lighters go, I'm still trying to figure that one out.

I know, I know. My track record isn't looking too good though. I'd be a lesbian, but I would never want to live with another woman... They're too bitchy and hormonal. (I know from experience! I am one! lol)

Yeah, I need help.

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Re: It Rocks! lol doodlz July 26 2005, 18:34:09 UTC

Yeah. After staying with most of my friends from time to time, I've learned that women are just as shitty as men are. I'm just going to buy myself a dildo, they don't talk back and they don't fart all of the time.

Re: It Rocks! lol scooter25 July 26 2005, 18:17:28 UTC

I tried the lesbian thing too, and I am proud to say that I am a......les....nah, that one was to easy.

There's nothing wrong with you, it's the guy.(I said it before, most guys will be happy just humping on a leg) Let them finish, hit them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, and say, "Good Boy." Guys just love that kind abuse. It keeps us so confused that we want to listen to you.

As far as the lighter goes, the last time I flicked a bic I caught my thong on fire. It was a very small fire, but it could have caused a major blaze had I not been near the toilet at the time. Needless to say, the State of Florida has revoked my lighter privileges for life.

Re: It Rocks! lol scooter25 July 26 2005, 18:18:40 UTC

You think you need help???

Re: It Rocks! lol doodlz July 26 2005, 18:37:19 UTC

Hmmm... I'll save a spot for you in the hospital in the room next to me... Maybe we can even be roommates. lol

Re: It Rocks! lol scooter25 July 26 2005, 19:34:07 UTC

Yeah. We could share our meds and bedpans :P

Re: It Rocks! lol doodlz July 26 2005, 19:45:06 UTC

Yeah, I'll share my meds with you as long as you get the good ones. ;)

Re: It Rocks! lol doodlz July 26 2005, 18:36:34 UTC

I'm going to have to try that newspaper thing. I'd probably get better results.

Yeah, I'm not allowed to play with sharp objects or cymbals. And if I were to get to play with both at the same time, it would be sheer chaos.

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