Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!
That's it--I give up. Either all men are the same, or I turn them into major assholes. Either way, I give up. I'm moving to a convent, and am going to become a nun. Or I'm going to tie myself to the top of a rocket destined for Pluto and start dating aliens.
And if I hear one more fucking sad love song, I'm going to shoot myself. I can't drink, because I cry. I can't get stoned, because I'm out of weed. I just can't win.
And if I hear one more fucking sad love song, I'm going to shoot myself. I can't drink, because I cry. I can't get stoned, because I'm out of weed. I just can't win.