~37th Dance~

[donttelldaddy]

Besides the start of Quidditch practice, it's been a fairly quiet week. I suppose that's for the best, but it makes the time spent off the pitch even more boring in comparison to what it used to be. Even the homework is too easy. When is the final year stress going to appear, I wonder

Comments

[notouchythedojo]

...You're actually going to buy them brooms?

[donttelldaddy]

What sort of captain would I be if I didn't do my best to take care of them?

[notouchythedojo]

I know you have to take care of them! I'm just... surprised.

[donttelldaddy]

Someday when you graduate from 'animal' to 'functional and capable human', you can have the same treatment.

[notouchythedojo]

Shut up. At least I'm not a pretentious bitch.

[donttelldaddy]

But you are needlessly vulgar. Didn't daddy ever teach you manners?

[notouchythedojo]

[She's Japanese, of course he taught her manners.]

How can I respect someone who just called me an animal?

[donttelldaddy]

How can I view you as an equal when you speak like that?

[notouchythedojo]

You started it!

[donttelldaddy]

This isn't the first time we've spoken.

[notouchythedojo]

Whatever. I guess you're just incapable of being nice.

[donttelldaddy]

Just to you.

[notouchythedojo]

You're such a sore loser.

[donttelldaddy]

And you are a brutish troll.

[notouchythedojo]

You're all talk.

[donttelldaddy]

That's a complete lie!