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[dontswatme]

The Correct And Proper Way to Rank Male Hogwartians

#9 - Jonathan Alcott
0/10 - Ginger.

#9 - Jasper St. John
0/0 - Psychotic. Should be institutionalized.

#9 - Nathan Boot
0/10 - Gay.

#9 - Jackson Thomas
0/10 - I speak not of him.

#9 -Albus Potter
0/10 - Worse than his brother.

#8 - James Potter1/10 - Potter and Weasley together.

Comments

[charmingrogue]

Should I be chuffed or offended? Decisions, decisions. I think I'll have to go with chuffed, as the other option would require undue amounts of antagonism.

[dontswatme]

That, Phillips dear, depends entirely upon whether or not you object to being called insincere.

[charmingrogue]

It depends on the circumstance and who does the calling.

[dontswatme]

Obviously, I am doing the calling, under the circumstances of having seen you brandishing courtly love about like a flag.

[charmingrogue]

Courtly love? Hardly. Admiration of Professor Brun's non-smile doesn't equate to courtly love, does it now? I'd be shite at slaying dragons and look rather peculiar in armour and all that sort of thing.

And no, I don't object to YOU calling me insincere. It's more amusing than offensive, if I were to take a departure from my typical lack of honesty and indulge in a moment of truth.

[dontswatme]

You fail to understand. How unsurprising.

Professions of love by their nature are insincere.

[prefers_jam]

I believe he actually does mean them. More is the pity.

Regardless, he is definitely one of the better boys in the school.

[dontswatme]

Well, if he means it, he sinks to the bottom of my list.

[prefers_jam]

As it is your list, I can hardly beg to differ.

[dontswatme]

Who would be at the top of your list, Kirke? Phillips? One of the Potters, perhaps?

[prefers_jam]

I do not have such a list.

[dontswatme]

St John, perhaps? He did defend you against your retractors. Or maybe you secretly yearn for Nathan Boot, a desire that can never be quenched due to his homosexual leanings.

[prefers_jam]

I had not the notion I was such an open book.

[dontswatme]

Only to an observant eye.

[prefers_jam]

Really I must endeavour not to wear my heart on my sleeve to such an extent in the future.

[dontswatme]

Don't worry. I shan't tell anyone of the desperate love affair St John and yourself are having under the pretext of being Head Boy and Girl.