ROME 2X07

[dontcrosscross]

 DEAR ROME,

1. FUCK YOU FOR KILLING SERVILIA. DAMN, THOUGH, WHAT A WAY TO GO

2. ISN'T ANYONE SAD FOR CASSIUS?

3. OH MY GOD GAIA YOU ARE GOING TO ABORT PULLO'S BABY FFFFFFFFFFF FUCK YOU MY HANDS WERE LITERALLY SHAKING

4. SO MUCH AWKWARD SEX

5. Enough capslock.

6. I don't care who it's with. Octavia sex scenes are SO uncomfortable for me. I can only think of two that weren't.

7. Dude, I hope Vorenus' daughter gets a happy ending.

8. CICERO. ;_;

9. FUCK YEAH TRIUMVIRATE. I would jump any of their bones, no lie.

10. Is it just me or does Lepidus look a LOT like Caesar? Is that on purpose?

11. I want triumvirate threesome fic.

12. I also want Octavian/Agrippa/Maecenas fic.

13. Maecenas is also pretty fucking fine.

14. Please tell me I'm spelling Maecenas' name right.

15. Does any fandom exist, at all, involving Romans, that has Lepidus fic? Any?

16. Maecenas/Agrippa hurt/comfort fic would be pretty cute. You know, the wedding night, they're both pretty drunk, Agrippa just wants a hug and...

17. Maecenas/Antony would be hot. The two characters on the show who always look at you like they're about to fuck you.

18. Where the hell is Cleo?

19. FUCK YEAH TRIUMVIRATE.