Too think to drunk, OK? With added lingerie.

Jun 07, 2009 03:15

The Children of  Time Awards had an open bar up to the end of the "picture taking -I don't mind I did't win -I'd like to thank the committee stuff -who's copping off with who" finished, and by that time I was past gone and already come back round the corner and then home, alcohol-wise.  Out of practice and in the company of a very gorgeous T. Thank you for the dress.  And the matching lace underneath.  Phwoar!

She recorder transcribed this conversation I had with Ianto and played it back to me later sober.  OMFG, have you ever seen yourself drunk?  Actually I'm not too over the top, pleasant, horny (well, look at her, man) and not abusive or anything thank goodness.

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A:Yep, the real beer is a welcome throp, er, pilander, er, phil-an-throp-ic gesture for us. Have you met, ummm. Be right back, T, I'll just... May I escort you to this cupboard for a second, I think I saw a loose thread just at the side of your decolletage there next to that stray sequin... C'mere a sec... I'll bite that off for you...

I:Nothing but charm and class, Andy, and subtlety.

A:Shhh, we're going to sneak off and under the table is already occup-- hiccuppied-- someoned filled it full of legs and shoes...
Did I ever tell you how trifficly lovely T is? Look, man, look, well, not too close up thanks...
Gotta go. We're over there. In a bit we will be over there.

I:Enjoy yourselves, definitely. She is adorable, Andy, and I'm glad you're happy!

A:Thanks bud, and you. *kisses Ianto* *grabs T by the elbow and persuades her into the cupboard*

I:HAH! I'm going to tell Jack about that, he'll be fascinated.

A:Why? What happened? *psst* Look, I'm on a winner here, and I want to talk to the prettier of you two, OK?
Because I love sequins next to gorgeous boobs, 's why.
Bye Iant-y-o boyo... Hello T!

Now off to search for those lacey bits, they're a nice set, shame to lose the... *cough*.  I'll stop talking now.

drunken philosophy and faulty reasoning, hey there t, relationships

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