Oh Fuggle-butt Snarkle-hyff I did it wrong
T, I wrote this for you because you talked trash and turned me on...
Happy un-Valentine in leather or not it's your choice entirely.
You can wear almost anything for me,
lovely lovely girly-woman T.
Just put it on and call me to come over
and we'll enjoy ourselves till the century's over.
signed, Your Special Constable (heee!)