Why You Shouldn't Add Me
1. I have the annoying habit of being right.
2. Our debt based economy may collapse if everyone followed my advice on staying out of debt.
3. If you follow my advice, you might save money and learn to love finance. Love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. So adding me, may turn you evil.
4. My snazzy cover design may inspire you to check out my cafepress shop, where even snazzier designs by other people may cause you to buy stuff. And after you buy that really cool $25 shirt, I'll mock you by bragging about my $1 Goodwill find.
5. I might tell you that bad stuff for you is bad for you, and honesty can be so brutal.
6. I'll ask you to help me promote my book by getting it into libraries so people can read it for free. Thus lending to further collapse of the economy.
7. Big Brother is watching.
2. Our debt based economy may collapse if everyone followed my advice on staying out of debt.
3. If you follow my advice, you might save money and learn to love finance. Love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. So adding me, may turn you evil.
4. My snazzy cover design may inspire you to check out my cafepress shop, where even snazzier designs by other people may cause you to buy stuff. And after you buy that really cool $25 shirt, I'll mock you by bragging about my $1 Goodwill find.
5. I might tell you that bad stuff for you is bad for you, and honesty can be so brutal.
6. I'll ask you to help me promote my book by getting it into libraries so people can read it for free. Thus lending to further collapse of the economy.
7. Big Brother is watching.