08: Practice Makes Perfect
Japanese sure have a lot of distinctive ice-cream flavors. Thanks to Gen-chan, I'm now enjoying raw horseflesh ice-cream. The chunks of meat inside it is really fascinating ♪. [He plays with the chunks of meat inside the ice-cream.]
Speaking of raw horseflesh, I'm pretty sure Hibari-chan, being ever so cutely carnivorous, would love to have some. At least, this little cup of ice-cream definitely won't bite him back. Of course, the lovely noise he made on Thursday didn't get pass his good neighbor. I am quite tempted to give the two new love birds some advice because Hibari-chan's sound of pleasure sounds a bit too feeble, especially when compared to Mukuro-kun's rousing moans.
I'm really tempted to ask Reborn-kun to really make Yuki A 3rd floor love nests because simply we're having two to-be-married couples here. That being said, I'm officially making my announcement:
Mukuro-kun and I are getting married ♥.
Yes, this means Mukuro-kun, my sweetheart, is my spouse-to-be. We're already betrothed. And as I've already said: anyone who dare touch anything that I consider my property, especially now that it's a rightful property, you'll get more from me than my lovely methods of reality check.
[ To my beautiful wife-to-be: ]
I didn't get to tell you the last secret on our trip. Of course, it was obviously your own fault for bringing the selflessness out of your husband so much that he had to leave you sleeping alone without feeling the warmth from his body on that seemingly too-big-for-you bed and completely forgotten about what he had to tell you. Even if the romantic mood was ruined, sweetheart, I'm still telling it to you - my ever-so-curious little kitten - here:
The game has already ended. That shiny little ring on your finger is my proof and a gift for you, the winner. But of course, I am pretty pleased with the result, so the winner I will happily let you be ♪.
Still, it doesn't mean this will be the only game we are playing. I'm already thinking of many, many new games we are going to play. Hopefully, my lovely wife - being my lovely wife - will uphold his title as my most interesting game partner and keep his performance for his husband entertaining.
With so much love I want to eat you like all those sweet, supple marshmallows,
Your beloved husband
And because your professor is being happy, he is also generously giving out gifts for all his lovely students. Yes, all my dear students, you're getting the most perfect gift for you: assignments.
Assignments for Normal Classes
World Domination 101 & Mafia Strategy and Tactics
Write me a paper on what you think is the most effective way for world domination. Explain what principle and strategy you are using behind each of your reasoning. Descriptive step-by-step processes are more encouraged for your writing instead of giving me vague, too general ideas on the topic. You simply cannot dominate anything - let alone gaining any point - without clear direction and detailed procedures. Unless you do it instinctively in bed. No word limit but your paper has to exceed 3500 words at least. Your deadline is on 30th January.
Principles of Trinisette & Advanced Theories on Time-Space Travel (Parallel Worlds)
You're going to be so happy to learn that students from these two classes are to be paired and work together. In pair, work for a presentation with at least 15 slides on how you think the time and space could be affected by the power of Trinisette. Adequate and reasonable examples of past phenomena/experiments should be given. This is worth 15% of your final mark, so do it nicely and attentively. Your professor expects a very decent work. Your deadline is on 6th February.
Research and Development (Box Weapons)
For students with satisfactory essays, proceed with the drafting of the additional equipment prototype for your box weapon's upgrade. Your drafting can be either a manual drawing or if you prefer, you can submit me your design using any CAD program. They are both acceptable as long as you provide decent description and precise scaling. Your deadline is on 6th February.
Important note: Students with late or rejected submission of your last assignment; you are to stay after class. We have a professor-to-students talk to settle...things. [He smiles warmly.]
Intensive Sky Flame Training
Even if this class depends mostly on in-class performance, your professor is fair enough to give you an assignment as his wedding give-away gift. You're to write me an essay on why sky flame is different from other flame attributes. There is no minimum or maximum for word limit but keep in mind that I will not be pleased with too general elaboration. Your professor prefers quality over quantity.
Assignments for Special Classes
Sex Education and Pimping Tactics
Write me your list of the individuals in this university you find sexy. Give me your own description of sexiness and explain to me why you find those particular individuals incredibly sexy. Your deadline: whenever your professor feels like it.
Principles of Trolling and Horripilation: How to Effectively and Efficiently Troll
Give me the name of your trolling target of this week. If you can shower that person's journal with sufficient amount of trolling, you pass your first assignment of this special class. Easy enough? Go troll ♪.
Speaking of raw horseflesh, I'm pretty sure Hibari-chan, being ever so cutely carnivorous, would love to have some. At least, this little cup of ice-cream definitely won't bite him back. Of course, the lovely noise he made on Thursday didn't get pass his good neighbor. I am quite tempted to give the two new love birds some advice because Hibari-chan's sound of pleasure sounds a bit too feeble, especially when compared to Mukuro-kun's rousing moans.
I'm really tempted to ask Reborn-kun to really make Yuki A 3rd floor love nests because simply we're having two to-be-married couples here. That being said, I'm officially making my announcement:
Mukuro-kun and I are getting married ♥.
Yes, this means Mukuro-kun, my sweetheart, is my spouse-to-be. We're already betrothed. And as I've already said: anyone who dare touch anything that I consider my property, especially now that it's a rightful property, you'll get more from me than my lovely methods of reality check.
[ To my beautiful wife-to-be: ]
I didn't get to tell you the last secret on our trip. Of course, it was obviously your own fault for bringing the selflessness out of your husband so much that he had to leave you sleeping alone without feeling the warmth from his body on that seemingly too-big-for-you bed and completely forgotten about what he had to tell you. Even if the romantic mood was ruined, sweetheart, I'm still telling it to you - my ever-so-curious little kitten - here:
The game has already ended. That shiny little ring on your finger is my proof and a gift for you, the winner. But of course, I am pretty pleased with the result, so the winner I will happily let you be ♪.
Still, it doesn't mean this will be the only game we are playing. I'm already thinking of many, many new games we are going to play. Hopefully, my lovely wife - being my lovely wife - will uphold his title as my most interesting game partner and keep his performance for his husband entertaining.
With so much love I want to eat you like all those sweet, supple marshmallows,
Your beloved husband
And because your professor is being happy, he is also generously giving out gifts for all his lovely students. Yes, all my dear students, you're getting the most perfect gift for you: assignments.
Assignments for Normal Classes
World Domination 101 & Mafia Strategy and Tactics
Write me a paper on what you think is the most effective way for world domination. Explain what principle and strategy you are using behind each of your reasoning. Descriptive step-by-step processes are more encouraged for your writing instead of giving me vague, too general ideas on the topic. You simply cannot dominate anything - let alone gaining any point - without clear direction and detailed procedures. Unless you do it instinctively in bed. No word limit but your paper has to exceed 3500 words at least. Your deadline is on 30th January.
Principles of Trinisette & Advanced Theories on Time-Space Travel (Parallel Worlds)
You're going to be so happy to learn that students from these two classes are to be paired and work together. In pair, work for a presentation with at least 15 slides on how you think the time and space could be affected by the power of Trinisette. Adequate and reasonable examples of past phenomena/experiments should be given. This is worth 15% of your final mark, so do it nicely and attentively. Your professor expects a very decent work. Your deadline is on 6th February.
Research and Development (Box Weapons)
For students with satisfactory essays, proceed with the drafting of the additional equipment prototype for your box weapon's upgrade. Your drafting can be either a manual drawing or if you prefer, you can submit me your design using any CAD program. They are both acceptable as long as you provide decent description and precise scaling. Your deadline is on 6th February.
Important note: Students with late or rejected submission of your last assignment; you are to stay after class. We have a professor-to-students talk to settle...things. [He smiles warmly.]
Intensive Sky Flame Training
Even if this class depends mostly on in-class performance, your professor is fair enough to give you an assignment as his wedding give-away gift. You're to write me an essay on why sky flame is different from other flame attributes. There is no minimum or maximum for word limit but keep in mind that I will not be pleased with too general elaboration. Your professor prefers quality over quantity.
Assignments for Special Classes
Sex Education and Pimping Tactics
Write me your list of the individuals in this university you find sexy. Give me your own description of sexiness and explain to me why you find those particular individuals incredibly sexy. Your deadline: whenever your professor feels like it.
Principles of Trolling and Horripilation: How to Effectively and Efficiently Troll
Give me the name of your trolling target of this week. If you can shower that person's journal with sufficient amount of trolling, you pass your first assignment of this special class. Easy enough? Go troll ♪.