Don't mistake the whistlin' in your dying breath
as some sort of postmortem anthem....

And if anyone else would like to give me shit about my watching Clone High non-stop, I'm going to respond with a heart-felt, 'SHUTTY!' [Darin is excluded, because I know in my heart of hearts he understands the show's greatness], but to the rest of you punks out there, put a sock in it - like I put a sock on in the morning. Naysayers beware, the ( Read more... )

I've found one full episode of BIONIC 6The intro song has given me a new zest in life. I've decided that I want to be the guy who sings the ever-so-cheesy intro songs to cartoons for the rest of my life. I'll even write good wholesome family inspired lyrics. Pro-MISE ( Read more... )

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Handsome is a tall boy like way; long ones; mountains; head for; my brains; sound it out it really doesn't make it better; pound it out it doesn't make it good.

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This might be old news to some of you 1337 bastards out there, but I thought it was pretty funny...


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