[FST] Gintama--Dignity? What Dignity!?
This was made for recording's March request at fst
Everybody Knows...Rufus Wainwright...Gin-chan
Everybody knows the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Because the world's screwed up, but oh, well.
Celine Dion...The Arrogant Worms...Shinpachi
I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion
The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song
There's something about her makes me want to feed her
And I'd love to be Mr. Celine Dion
Because Shinpachi is an, uh, enthusiastic fan.
Real Wild Child...Iggy Pop...Kagura
Well I'm just outa school
Like I'm real, real cool
Gotta dance like a fool
Got the message that I gotta be a wild one
Ooh, yeah I'm a wild one
Yes. Yes, she is.
Dog Named Bob...The Arrogant Worms...Sadaharu
I once had a dog named Bob
And Bob's a funny name for a dog
If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob
There's a part later in this song about worshiping a dog.
Digging...Cowboy Bebop...Kondou
Could it be that I'm just bored and lonely
Could it be that I'm just dumb and horny
Could it be that lady luck has smiled her smile on me
Kondou, when Lady Luck smiles, run.
Bastard Wants to Hit Me...They Might Be Giants...Hijikata
Some crazy bastard wants to hit me
He's waving me over so he can hit me
Hit him. Shoot him. Blow him up.
Eyes of a Child...Michael McDonald...Okita
Through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes,
They've yet to realize,
The bastards they really are
Babyface Okita. Sadistic, babyface Okita.
Bring Out the Gimp/Comanche...Revels...Yamazaki
"Bring out the gimp."
I'm so sorry I gave you this for your song, Yamazaki.
Wig in a Box...Hedwig and the Angry Inch...Zura
I put on some make-up
turn up the eight-track
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf
Suddenly I'm this punk rock star
of stage and screen
and I ain't never
I'm never turning back
It's a song. About. Wigs.
Wild Thing...The Kinks...Elizabeth
Wild thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything
Come on, wild thing
Oh, Elizabeth. You make all our hearts sing.
Mama...My Chemical Romance...Takasugi
Well mother what the war did to my legs and to my tongue,
You shoulda raised a baby girl
I shoulda been a better son
If you can coddle on the infection they can amputate at once
You should’ve been
I could have been a better son.
I know one My Chemical Romance song. It belongs to Takasugi.
Posh...Chitty Chitty Bang Bang...Sakamoto
Oh, the posh, posh traveling life
The traveling life for me
First Cabin and Captain's Table, regal company
Whenever I'm bored, I travel abroad
But ever so properly
Port out, starboard home
Posh with a capital P!
For the goofy space traveler in all of...well, just Sakamoto, really.
Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me...Janet...Saa-chan
Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me
I wanna feel dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night!
Puppy love is hard for us all, Saa-chan.
Kitten is Angry...Lemon Demon...Otae
Don't touch her, don't look at her
My kitten knows tae kwon do
She can take you out I know
I've seen it before and it's not pretty
She's really one ferocious kitty
She smiles. She kills.
So What?...Cabaret...Otose
For the sun will rise
And the moon will set
And learn how to settle
For what you get.
It will all go on if we're here or not
So who cares? So what?
Actually, Otose gets even less rent than Faulein Schneider.
Hips Don’t Lie...Shakira...Catherine
Oh, baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
I just wanted to leave everyone with that scarring mental image.
Greased Lightning...Grease...Gin’s Scooter
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy wagon
Grease lightning!
Scooters are sexy.
Sugar Daddy...Hedwig again...Paako
I've got a sweet tooth
for licorice drops and jelly roll,
Hey sugar daddy,
Hansel PAAKO needs some sugar in his bowl.
I'll lay out fine china on the linen
And polish up the chrome
and if you've got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.
Oh, Paako. It'll happen someday.
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