Characters: Varon (aussie_biker) and Yami (idonthaveityet)

Rating: PG-13 for blood and bloody fucking idiots?

Summary: Would've been posted aaaaages ago if I paid any attention at all, but set the night Varon skipped off for Oz. Yami muses au musée, Varon arrives to drag him to the airport to see him off, and...dragging would've been much easier if Yami hadn't managed to ( Read more... )

Characters: Squiggly Shaadah downthemiddle_ and Kitten Varon aussie_biker

Rating: A 'hard' PG-13 for swearing and relatively tame violence?

Summary: Wandering across campus, Varon stumbles across one sleeping Lady Squiggles and they finally get to the fight they promised themselves how long ago now? It goes into mini-logging about four or five paragraphs in, though.

( The devil must be handing out Christmas presents, by now. )

Characters: Yami (idonthaveityet) and Varon (aussie_biker)

Rating: PG-13 for language and a wee bit of a violence

Summary: Varon braces to have his insides torn out for putting Strings in hospy, and Yami gets set to yami no game his sorry ass. Ya rly. Also, Varon goes swimming!

( In English fuck Japan fuck everyone in this fucking town but out of them all? FUCK STRINGS. )

Characters: Varon aussie_biker and Strings icantalkreally.

Rating: PG-13 for swearing, violence and owowowowow factor?

Summary: Two rivals ever-so-conveniently happen to drop into the same general vicinity, and this little scuffle ensues. (I suck at summaries, so shoot me. XD;)

( His. Sketchbook. His. )

Characters: Varon (aussie_biker) and The Rats!
Rating: PG-13 for language and Bad Thoughts?
Summary : Well. Who else do you ask for advice but the rats?

Ok. I want you all to remember that you all love me, and I love you, and your lives would be empty without me. Read on.

( Excellent. Rats were nodding to him. )

Characters : Varon (aussie_biker) and Yoshida (NPC)
Rating : PG-13, for swearing and possiblebadthoughts?
Summary : Well. The Yamaha R6 made it as Britain’s Bikes magazine Bike of the Year, but Varon wants the second place bike - the beautiful Triumph Daytona 675. However, instead of a pretty new motorcycle, he gets a slap to the head and a telling he really ( Read more... )

Characters: Marik (darkreflected), Varon (aussie_biker), technically Yami (idonthaveityet)

Rating: PG-13 for language, worship of alcohol, and intent to maim kittens

Summary: Marik-mun and Varon-mun have a stunning pissing contest over post-length, which is interrupted by giant sparkle text. Ya rly. Varon laments drunkenly and converses with trees, Marik is bored, beatdown commences ( Read more... )

Characters: Yami (idonthaveityet) and Varon (aussie_biker)

Rating: W for wangst PG-13, language

Summary: 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes and 0 seconds. Yami has a Confession of Undying Love™ to make. Emodrama ensues.

( Okay. 'Bye then. …It was fun, having you as a mate. )

Characters: Yami (idonthaveityet) and Varon (aussie_biker)

Rating: PG-13 for language?

Summary: Yami decides that the best way to help Noa cross-dress is to get some...hands-on experience. Varon decides he's never been more traumatized in his life.

( She had the body of a Venus; Lord imagine my surprise... )

Characters: Varon (aussie_biker), Yami (idonthaveityet), NPCs

Rating: PG-13 for language?

Summary: RP therapy to keep muns awake while waiting for the horrible evil brat. Yami and Varon return from their field trip to the mall mostly unharmed, windows are decorated, nicknames are spread, ends are abrupt, and...honestly, nothing at all actually happens. 8]

( Kitten, you're taking the counter. )