Totally missed the new trend of using license plates as art. While I find them quite appropriate when nailed to the walls - interior and exterior - of garages and outbuildings, the thought of them as being saucy inside a home leaves me gagging.

( Florida sauce???? )

There's a homeless guy who is camping in my backyard. Also, he might be on drugs. How do I tell him to get out of my way without offending him or putting myself in danger?

Would anyone like some cake? It's my own special recipe. My secret? BREAST MILK.

( We had something to eat, but I am not sure what it was or where it came from. But it was good! )

Lets take a bunch of clashing yarn, different textures, different weights and knit a scarf.

Oh, and lets make it different widths. I couldn't be bothered to count my stiches, but I will just say that was done on purpose to make it look more "punk."

And then I will sell it on Ebay. Under the fetching title of 'Ugly scarf.'

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" Hey, did you know that I can magically transform a Gladware container of cut-up food into a bento box just by posting a photo of it in a community called bentolunch?"

" Really? What if I include items that aren't traditionally associated with Japanese cooking, like Canadian bacon and cheese slices?"

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Look at me, everybody! I can waste my money on $200 jeans!

Ignore this. We're currently trying to implement tags. :)

If I missed something then I apologize, but after reviewing the community rules, I don't see anything stating that this little promo is not allowed, so...

Fed up with the minions of Bridezillas that clog LJ's various wedding communities? Tired of brides with $40k budgets who whine that Daddy and Mommy aren't doing enough? Sick of chicks that sob ( Read more... )