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nevasaudivi: hey i gotta stuff my face with hot dripping calories i hope one day to stuff my face with hot dripping bbed holla
viooooolet: I innocently descended and as I entered the living room I found my grandmother on the couch, wearing a disturbingly short cotton muumuu and bunny ears. She is half-obscured in boxes of Easter-theme candy wrappers, clutching an enormous chocolate bunny upside-down in her left hand while intently watching a Tarzan-spoof comedy that features talking apes and terrible graphics. She’s also petting my dog, and there are chocolate smears on my dog.
viooooolet: I innocently descended and as I entered the living room I found my grandmother on the couch, wearing a disturbingly short cotton muumuu and bunny ears. She is half-obscured in boxes of Easter-theme candy wrappers, clutching an enormous chocolate bunny upside-down in her left hand while intently watching a Tarzan-spoof comedy that features talking apes and terrible graphics. She’s also petting my dog, and there are chocolate smears on my dog.