HAHAHHAA. I love finding old things that I say...
WTF. Someone rang the doorbell this morning saying something about a water valve and that the water will be turned off for 3-4 hours. And JUST last night I was marveling at the modern convinieces of today's world and thinking of how it sucked when Anthony broke the microwave a long time ago. And now the water is turned off and there are all these construction workers outside rushing to fix it. They need to hurry the hell up. I'm going to go outside and go to the bathroom on the front lawn just to show them, "You guys better hurry the fuck up unless you want to witness THAT again."
Speaking of modern marvels.... thanks to the modern marvels of instant messaging, the molester IMed me last night. Fancy that!! It was February first. And to think, only a couple more days until I can say it's been one glorious year since he stole my innocence. It's been a downward spiral since then. And no, sir. I shall not be contacting you via your "hand phone."
Speaking of modern marvels.... thanks to the modern marvels of instant messaging, the molester IMed me last night. Fancy that!! It was February first. And to think, only a couple more days until I can say it's been one glorious year since he stole my innocence. It's been a downward spiral since then. And no, sir. I shall not be contacting you via your "hand phone."