It's whaaaatteeever
Hello all my wonderful friends in LJ land! I'm in a weird mood today. Because I dont know what kind of mood I'm in, really. Im either really happy, or really upset. Right now I think I'm happy. But who knows? I'll be upset when I have to pay my phone bill probably. My first bill. So this is what it feels like??? Or I'll become upset if I start thinking too much like I did earlier. I must maintain a steady medium. Actually there's something that makes me happy. I wrote it earlier to a friend..... which was basically for my own entertainment because I think I'm the only one who will laugh. No offense to anyone or anything because I can think of about 5 groups that I'm offending.
My friend always complains about his penis size and says since he's asian there's nothing he can do. And he hoped that the recent funnel clouds in SF "made weiners bigger."~pobey
So I says to him:
They did a survey after the funnel clouds in SF. 13% of asians experienced an increase in penis size. Mostly length over girth. Scientist say it's because of the gravitational pull that the penis was stretched out, and actually LOST girth. So it's a lose lose situation. -=shrugs=- Oh well. Wrong place wrong time, my lil Gookum friend <3 Now if you don't mind me... I'm going to SF to search for that 13%. Which shouldnt be too hard. 13%... that's about 2, 345, 685 people. Gotta take another survey though and cancel out the homosexual population because as we all know that would be pretty much pointless. That leaves me with... what? 2%? what's 2% of 2, 345, 685? Then I gotta take that percent and throw out anyone who's Korean because I hate Koreans. I'll take anyone without a bra who doesn't speak a word of English.
Quotes of the day:
Me: -=sings=-Titties rill big! PUSSEH RILL BIG! HEAD RILL BIG! TEEF RILL BIG! LIPS RILL BIG! EVERYTHING RILL -
Bree: -=cringes at "lips real big"=- SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! -=covers the phone=-... oh my God.
-=singing to the tune of Nelly's "My Place"=-
Me:I used to pride myself on bein the other bitch. Now it's flipped n I don't want you with no other bitch.
Bree: I don't want no booty other than Mitch.
Me: When we laugh and we cry it's together...
Bree: Runnin trains on Free-Bucks it's whatever...
Both: -=look at eachother and shrug=- It's whatever....
My friend always complains about his penis size and says since he's asian there's nothing he can do. And he hoped that the recent funnel clouds in SF "made weiners bigger."~pobey
So I says to him:
They did a survey after the funnel clouds in SF. 13% of asians experienced an increase in penis size. Mostly length over girth. Scientist say it's because of the gravitational pull that the penis was stretched out, and actually LOST girth. So it's a lose lose situation. -=shrugs=- Oh well. Wrong place wrong time, my lil Gookum friend <3 Now if you don't mind me... I'm going to SF to search for that 13%. Which shouldnt be too hard. 13%... that's about 2, 345, 685 people. Gotta take another survey though and cancel out the homosexual population because as we all know that would be pretty much pointless. That leaves me with... what? 2%? what's 2% of 2, 345, 685? Then I gotta take that percent and throw out anyone who's Korean because I hate Koreans. I'll take anyone without a bra who doesn't speak a word of English.
Quotes of the day:
Me: -=sings=-Titties rill big! PUSSEH RILL BIG! HEAD RILL BIG! TEEF RILL BIG! LIPS RILL BIG! EVERYTHING RILL -
Bree: -=cringes at "lips real big"=- SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! -=covers the phone=-... oh my God.
-=singing to the tune of Nelly's "My Place"=-
Me:I used to pride myself on bein the other bitch. Now it's flipped n I don't want you with no other bitch.
Bree: I don't want no booty other than Mitch.
Me: When we laugh and we cry it's together...
Bree: Runnin trains on Free-Bucks it's whatever...
Both: -=look at eachother and shrug=- It's whatever....