So true at times
Stolen from someone else's LJ
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
1. Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's happy to see you
2. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you
3. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor
5. A dog's parents never visit
6. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day (hmm - a double meaning, if you catch my drift...)
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert (Although, I know some humans wold just think of it as jewelry)
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting
14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck
15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
1. Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's happy to see you
2. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you
3. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor
5. A dog's parents never visit
6. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day (hmm - a double meaning, if you catch my drift...)
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert (Although, I know some humans wold just think of it as jewelry)
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting
14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck
15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff