Im in shock............
Did you fucking know that at burger king those awesome cherry frozen cherry cokes went invisable?? wtf , why?? i want to see brown! i dont want to drink something white that doesnt taste like a fucking coconut,,bring back the brown you fucktards. anyway, i just got back from shopping for some shirts and shoes, and i did it the cheap way! i got like 14 shirts and a pretty cool but they hurt my feet pair of sandels..payless and thrift stores,,woohoo! im wearing someone elses stanky throw aways. but fuck, they look good. the shoes are new though, well until i walked right into the mud puddle right outside my house. hmmmm i should look down more often. well no, then all i would see is tits. the lady at payless was mean, fucking stupid bitch. or maybe it was the dirty look i gave her stank ass when i walked in and she didnt say shit to me,,like HI may i help you? im so glad you decided to come spend your money at our cheap little store so i have ajob and can support all my little kids that i had while i was forgetting to close my nasty legs. hmmmm? maybe that was it. i need to get a haircut, i got more poof then necessary...
I so need to know something,,,why the fuck do people stare at me? when i walk in somewhere, its like every fucking person is just looking at me, and no, im not paranoid, its for real,,why?? they look more fucked up then i do, they dont even do thier nails. ahhaha. i mean , sure i got blue and white hair, and alot of tattoos and piercings, but wtf? even if i walked into a room of blue and white haired freaky people they would still all stare..i know i dont have snot hanging from my nose, and i have all my teeth, so WHY THE FUK MUST YOU FUCKERS STARE<< atleast offer me a fucking rimjob.
Oh and another thing,,why do people wait till the last minute to pull out in front of you? they like wait, wait, ok, they are closer , let me pull out and do 2mph, and when they go to hit thier breaks instead of hitting me in the ass, ill shoot them the finger and hope that crazy bitch dont follow my stupid ass home....do people know that they are doing that? do people KNOW that they cant fucking drive the shitbox they own?? i really need to try anal sex. ON those nasty pornos that my friend dave sends me they are always doing it, and the bitch is like taking a 9incher fast as hell up there and she isnt even cussing bout it...ouch!
maybe its not meant to be for me to be a anal loving hoochie. when thinking about anal sex, its the only time i agree that small dicks are ok too. see you fuckers with the small pee pees are good for something...i think i need to get out more.
oh i have to give a shout out to my friend PATRICK, i promised him i would talk about him,,cause he is a good guy,,ladies if you want a good guy, i can hook ya up,, i got a bunch of them, they are all single and so willing, and yes they even look good. dolly the pimp hehe , and no i dont think they would mind you like eating pussy as much as they do. i think my whole front yard should be flowers and no grass, every time i wake up , i look out there and get disapointed that its not. maybe one morning ill wake up and it will be that way.
something is up! people are coming to my house, church people, leaving shit on my door, sending shit in the mail, im getting emails from them all, did someone play a trick on me?? i dont understand why these bible thumpers are hounding me? is someone trying to tell me something?? You know im fine the way i am. not everyone can be a hypocritical closet case person, so i choose to be me, tell it how it is, and actually have a sense of humor and an open mind and admit i masterbate. I dont lie about it on sundays. IM gonna start my own church,, the church of latter day dolly. We can all get together and talk bout shit, and in the confessional boxes you can choose a partner to go in and get all sin like with....fuck i gotta go do something , like cut my hair, bye..
I so need to know something,,,why the fuck do people stare at me? when i walk in somewhere, its like every fucking person is just looking at me, and no, im not paranoid, its for real,,why?? they look more fucked up then i do, they dont even do thier nails. ahhaha. i mean , sure i got blue and white hair, and alot of tattoos and piercings, but wtf? even if i walked into a room of blue and white haired freaky people they would still all stare..i know i dont have snot hanging from my nose, and i have all my teeth, so WHY THE FUK MUST YOU FUCKERS STARE<< atleast offer me a fucking rimjob.
Oh and another thing,,why do people wait till the last minute to pull out in front of you? they like wait, wait, ok, they are closer , let me pull out and do 2mph, and when they go to hit thier breaks instead of hitting me in the ass, ill shoot them the finger and hope that crazy bitch dont follow my stupid ass home....do people know that they are doing that? do people KNOW that they cant fucking drive the shitbox they own?? i really need to try anal sex. ON those nasty pornos that my friend dave sends me they are always doing it, and the bitch is like taking a 9incher fast as hell up there and she isnt even cussing bout it...ouch!
maybe its not meant to be for me to be a anal loving hoochie. when thinking about anal sex, its the only time i agree that small dicks are ok too. see you fuckers with the small pee pees are good for something...i think i need to get out more.
oh i have to give a shout out to my friend PATRICK, i promised him i would talk about him,,cause he is a good guy,,ladies if you want a good guy, i can hook ya up,, i got a bunch of them, they are all single and so willing, and yes they even look good. dolly the pimp hehe , and no i dont think they would mind you like eating pussy as much as they do. i think my whole front yard should be flowers and no grass, every time i wake up , i look out there and get disapointed that its not. maybe one morning ill wake up and it will be that way.
something is up! people are coming to my house, church people, leaving shit on my door, sending shit in the mail, im getting emails from them all, did someone play a trick on me?? i dont understand why these bible thumpers are hounding me? is someone trying to tell me something?? You know im fine the way i am. not everyone can be a hypocritical closet case person, so i choose to be me, tell it how it is, and actually have a sense of humor and an open mind and admit i masterbate. I dont lie about it on sundays. IM gonna start my own church,, the church of latter day dolly. We can all get together and talk bout shit, and in the confessional boxes you can choose a partner to go in and get all sin like with....fuck i gotta go do something , like cut my hair, bye..