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Dear Liver,
I know that for in past 26 years. you and I have become inseparable. And while I know that I am not the most insightful person when it comes to relationships, I feel that I have managed to treat you all right. I take you to the movies, buy you dinner and prod you to make sure you haven't been stolen in my sleep and sold on the black market, because hey, that's what friends are for.
Sure, at times I haven't taken your feelings into consideration, however it was never my intent to hurt you, only to show you a good time. And come on liver, we have had some good times. While you have done nothing but good for me, I have also done much right by you and I feel that it is now my privilege...NAY! my DUTY to subject you to harsh punishments this weekend for reasons that I simply can't explain. Please just know that it is nothing personal. This is between me and the big guy upstairs. His name is Butch and I hear he likes to party.
TTYL! BFF!
~M
I know that for in past 26 years. you and I have become inseparable. And while I know that I am not the most insightful person when it comes to relationships, I feel that I have managed to treat you all right. I take you to the movies, buy you dinner and prod you to make sure you haven't been stolen in my sleep and sold on the black market, because hey, that's what friends are for.
Sure, at times I haven't taken your feelings into consideration, however it was never my intent to hurt you, only to show you a good time. And come on liver, we have had some good times. While you have done nothing but good for me, I have also done much right by you and I feel that it is now my privilege...NAY! my DUTY to subject you to harsh punishments this weekend for reasons that I simply can't explain. Please just know that it is nothing personal. This is between me and the big guy upstairs. His name is Butch and I hear he likes to party.
TTYL! BFF!
~M