2006: the year of the brittain

[dolgencorp]

Tonight, while sitting in the kitchen, eating some hot dogs, I've come to a brutal realization. Let me explain: Everything I've done has either in bad taste or bad judgment. These actions have had dire consequences and now I'm stuck to, as they say, "reap what I've sown". The seeds that I've metaphorically planted have done nothing but left me

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[our_strangeduet]

The solution to all of your problems, like, ever:



"Sir, I need your application."
"::kitty::"
"This isn't an application, you're just handing me a kitten."
"Meow."
"Oh, fine! Here, have this big bag of money!"
"Splendid!"
"Quite. I love kittens!"
"As do I!"

And that is how every job interview will go. Same with college. Instead of exams, hand them kittens with an "A+" taped to their forehead.

[dolgencorp]

Then all I would need to do to become a successful businessman is carry around a basket full of kittens.



.. I could definitely deal with that.

[mabnyx]

Oh my god, Emilee. Have I told you lately that you are amazing?