Permission to drink the water sir? by perphila [oneshot #53 Pinch]
Title: Permission to drink the water sir?
Author: perphila
Prompt: Pinch
Genre: humor
AU/CU: CU
Rating: pg13
Warning: slight innuendo
Word Count: 838
Summary: Mrs. Higurashi risks her life. Souta lays down the law. Gramps has to face the music.
A/N: Part 33 of What's in the Water; the beginning can be found here.
Kagome was biting her lip so hard she could taste her own blood. There were several reasons for this. First, she had to, had to keep herself from laughing. Her mother was pinching Sesshomaru's cheeks and cooing at him. Kagome had warned him. Granted, she had done the same thing to him herself in the past but that was always after some of their more intimate moments when she was sure he was relaxed enough not to swipe her head off for the audacity. Second, she was sure no matter what, someone's blood was going to be flowing in the next few minutes and she preferred it was hers and not her mothers. Third, she knew the smell of her blood would distract her mate from his murderous train of thought to focus only on her. That would be a good thing. When he sees her red faced amusement at his expense, well, that will be a bad thing. Unless it turned out to be a good thing later on. She giggled hoping for the latter when she would finish the night doing the exact same thing to him her mother was now doing just for kicks.
Hiroshi watched his mother with admiration. She was so brave. He knew his father would never harm his mother but still, even from the glimpses he had of her past there seemed to be little she feared. He then dared to glance at the car wreak that was his grand mother, poking, pinching, sniffing and downright groping his father. She tweaked his ears and he heard her make clucking noises of disappointment. His own hearing was also able to discern the grinding of his father's fangs. His eyes widened at the small loss of control but then again he knew his father had issues with being compared to his uncle.
Gramps was still missing and Souta thought briefly of hunting him down to meet, what he could only guess, was his sister's husband. Husband. Souta shivered slightly at the idea then scowled. Hopping up from his chair he tugged at his mother's apron trying to pry her off the absurdly tall man.
“Yes? What is it Souta?”
“I need to talk to this guy.,” he said jerking his thumb in the inu lord's direction.
Hiroshi smirked. Finally, the imp will get what is coming to him.
Sesshomaru raised one elegant eyebrow at the male child.
Mrs. Higurashi sighed and took a step back sadly releasing a clump of his smooth hair.
Kagome stopped giggling wondering what her little brother could possibly wish to say.
Souta crossed his arms and gave Sesshomaru his sternest look. Sesshomaru smirk internally. He could see the family resemblance. All confidence with only hope and determination to back it up. His eyes flickered to Kagome briefly and she smiled in return.
“You wish to speak with me.”
Souta noticed the demon hadn't questioned him but stated the simple fact.
“Yeah. I know it's too late for me to say you can't have Kagome. You guys have been together for a while seeing as he's around.”
Souta nodded over to Hiroshi who glared back.
“Still, I just want to say you should have asked us first to marry Kagome. Not cool, man.”
Sesshomaru nodded solemnly.
“I agree it would have been proper but under the circumstances...”
Souta held up his hand to silence the lord. Sesshomaru stopped stunned. His eyes narrowed. Hiroshi held his breath. Souta had his eyes closed and his head down and missed it.
“I'm not stupid. I get with the whole time travel thing you guys couldn't do that so I am willing to overlook it.”
Kagome snickered.
Sesshomaru said nothing and gave the boy the smallest of bows.
“However...”
Souta looked up to gaze at Sesshomaru with steel in his eyes.
“I could hear you guys in the past from gramps communication spell. I'm not sure exactly what you were doing to Kagome to make her make those weird noises but it didn't sound all that good. If you hurt her I will purify you. I may be young but I know I'm not weak like gramps. That will mean no more nephews from you...got it?”
Kagome blushed six shades of red in mortification.
Mrs. Higurashi turned her head to hide her smile.
Hiroshi's mouth was slack jawed at his uncle's daring.
Sesshomaru only blinked then gave Souta a tense smile.
“I understand. I promise not to hurt your sister.”
Sesshomaru looked to Kagome expressionless and Kagome shivered. She knew she was going to pay for her families actions this day. She was going to be hurting all right, in a good, good way.
Gramps came stumbling though the kitchen door from the outside, hand on his heart, looking behind him as if wolves had descended. Turning to the room, panting in fear he blurted out, “What did I miss?”
That was when he noticed Sesshomaru for the first time and screamed.
Author: perphila
Prompt: Pinch
Genre: humor
AU/CU: CU
Rating: pg13
Warning: slight innuendo
Word Count: 838
Summary: Mrs. Higurashi risks her life. Souta lays down the law. Gramps has to face the music.
A/N: Part 33 of What's in the Water; the beginning can be found here.
Kagome was biting her lip so hard she could taste her own blood. There were several reasons for this. First, she had to, had to keep herself from laughing. Her mother was pinching Sesshomaru's cheeks and cooing at him. Kagome had warned him. Granted, she had done the same thing to him herself in the past but that was always after some of their more intimate moments when she was sure he was relaxed enough not to swipe her head off for the audacity. Second, she was sure no matter what, someone's blood was going to be flowing in the next few minutes and she preferred it was hers and not her mothers. Third, she knew the smell of her blood would distract her mate from his murderous train of thought to focus only on her. That would be a good thing. When he sees her red faced amusement at his expense, well, that will be a bad thing. Unless it turned out to be a good thing later on. She giggled hoping for the latter when she would finish the night doing the exact same thing to him her mother was now doing just for kicks.
Hiroshi watched his mother with admiration. She was so brave. He knew his father would never harm his mother but still, even from the glimpses he had of her past there seemed to be little she feared. He then dared to glance at the car wreak that was his grand mother, poking, pinching, sniffing and downright groping his father. She tweaked his ears and he heard her make clucking noises of disappointment. His own hearing was also able to discern the grinding of his father's fangs. His eyes widened at the small loss of control but then again he knew his father had issues with being compared to his uncle.
Gramps was still missing and Souta thought briefly of hunting him down to meet, what he could only guess, was his sister's husband. Husband. Souta shivered slightly at the idea then scowled. Hopping up from his chair he tugged at his mother's apron trying to pry her off the absurdly tall man.
“Yes? What is it Souta?”
“I need to talk to this guy.,” he said jerking his thumb in the inu lord's direction.
Hiroshi smirked. Finally, the imp will get what is coming to him.
Sesshomaru raised one elegant eyebrow at the male child.
Mrs. Higurashi sighed and took a step back sadly releasing a clump of his smooth hair.
Kagome stopped giggling wondering what her little brother could possibly wish to say.
Souta crossed his arms and gave Sesshomaru his sternest look. Sesshomaru smirk internally. He could see the family resemblance. All confidence with only hope and determination to back it up. His eyes flickered to Kagome briefly and she smiled in return.
“You wish to speak with me.”
Souta noticed the demon hadn't questioned him but stated the simple fact.
“Yeah. I know it's too late for me to say you can't have Kagome. You guys have been together for a while seeing as he's around.”
Souta nodded over to Hiroshi who glared back.
“Still, I just want to say you should have asked us first to marry Kagome. Not cool, man.”
Sesshomaru nodded solemnly.
“I agree it would have been proper but under the circumstances...”
Souta held up his hand to silence the lord. Sesshomaru stopped stunned. His eyes narrowed. Hiroshi held his breath. Souta had his eyes closed and his head down and missed it.
“I'm not stupid. I get with the whole time travel thing you guys couldn't do that so I am willing to overlook it.”
Kagome snickered.
Sesshomaru said nothing and gave the boy the smallest of bows.
“However...”
Souta looked up to gaze at Sesshomaru with steel in his eyes.
“I could hear you guys in the past from gramps communication spell. I'm not sure exactly what you were doing to Kagome to make her make those weird noises but it didn't sound all that good. If you hurt her I will purify you. I may be young but I know I'm not weak like gramps. That will mean no more nephews from you...got it?”
Kagome blushed six shades of red in mortification.
Mrs. Higurashi turned her head to hide her smile.
Hiroshi's mouth was slack jawed at his uncle's daring.
Sesshomaru only blinked then gave Souta a tense smile.
“I understand. I promise not to hurt your sister.”
Sesshomaru looked to Kagome expressionless and Kagome shivered. She knew she was going to pay for her families actions this day. She was going to be hurting all right, in a good, good way.
Gramps came stumbling though the kitchen door from the outside, hand on his heart, looking behind him as if wolves had descended. Turning to the room, panting in fear he blurted out, “What did I miss?”
That was when he noticed Sesshomaru for the first time and screamed.