Mom: Oh I forgot to buy carrots!
Dad: That's why I told you to write down a list
Me: If you're so keen on lists, why didn't you make one?
Dad: Because grocery shopping is for women to do.

nikita says (7:10 PM): my dad just called and said "no problemo" after everything I said, so I hung up.
Jimbo says (7:12 PM): no problemo
nikita says (7:12 PM): i will end your life
Jimbo says (7:13 PM): no problemo! :D

Encouraging words from my BFF on my first all-nighter

kim (12:32 AM):
I will leave you with closing thought
Do, or do not. There is no try
and remember to breath
kim (12:33 AM):
HAVE FUN ttyl
nikita says (12:33 AM):
YODA!!!
I love you!!!
kim (12:33 AM):
:D <3

Lena says:
did you know will is coming back to k-town on the 22nd?
whoa. i'm gonna be like the last person to come back!
nikita says:
of august!? that's awesome, I'll have company :D
Lena says:
haha ya!
will is concerned that you won't always be wearing pants
nikita says:
i won't be
Lena says:
lol that's what i told him, and he said O_O

Faraaz says:
ur going to watch it again
and if u do
i will be a douche
nk says:
I am going to watch it
you're a douche
Faraaz says:
thnx
i love tht word

So my no-YouTube pact with myself failed. Faraaz is a horrible influence on me. If you're wondering (I know you're not), this is what he's been getting me to watch/listen to.

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I'd say the lines are done.


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[02:40] whenloexplodes: YOU GET ON JUST AS I GO TO SMOKE.
[02:40] dokijack: So quit smoking
[02:40] whenloexplodes: NO. SUCK MY DICK. I'M GOING TO RANT AT YOU IN FIVE MINUTES.
[02:40] dokijack: You're one of those chicks with a dick? Can I see?
[02:40] whenloexplodes: i'm expensive.

Neal came into my room after work today, noticed the lack of stuff, and asked me if I was robbed. I said "Yes, they took my books, winter clothes and wall decorations, leaving Dad's computer and my laptop." He said, "Must've been a girl."

[03:21] elriccrim: Women can be badass like that, but they have to be CUT and know a few things.
[03:22] elriccrim: They need that aura. That "I know how to kill you with my SEX, and not touch you with it"
[03:22] dokijack: can't we just get a nose ring and call it a day?
[03:22] elriccrim: No.
[03:22] dokijack: fuck

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