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WORKPLACE JOKESTER EVEN FUNNY WHILE SHOOTING UP OFFICE
Orange County, California
Steven Anderson, the "kidder," upon being fired, walked into his office with an AK-47 and killed 23 fellow employees.
Steve was considered by his workmates as "hilarious" and "always making us laugh."
On Thursday, Steve received news that he was being let go due to budget cuts. His one remaining supervisor said, "he took it really well, smiled and said 'thats alright, soon there might be some HOLES in the budget too.' Wow that guy was hilarious!"
On Friday, witnesses say Steve walked into his former firm's 11th floor offices "by taking out the gun and yelling 'heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeres Johnny!' Steve was always finding the joke, he had great timing."
He then started shooting blindly into a crowd that was cracking up with laughter. He cornered one of his supervisors and "with the best Clint Eastwood impression I've ever heard, asked him 'Do you feel lucky, well do ya?' Then he shot him in the head...he was able to do so many great impressions, I always told him she should have done stand up comedy."
Steve also exposed himself and chanted the infamous chant from Full Metal Jacket: "this is my rifle, this is my gun! this is for fighting this is for fun!"
"He was never afraid to go for the more risky jokes. Thats what i loved about the guy. Hilarious 'till the very end."
Once he was done killing, he turned the gun on himself and said, "well I really killed tonight! I'll be here all week folks, that is if they don't discover the body! Don't forget to tip the waitress!" He then shot himself in the head.
"A lot of my friends died yesterday," declared a surviving worker, "but at least they died laughing. Steve, what a guy!"
Orange County, California
Steven Anderson, the "kidder," upon being fired, walked into his office with an AK-47 and killed 23 fellow employees.
Steve was considered by his workmates as "hilarious" and "always making us laugh."
On Thursday, Steve received news that he was being let go due to budget cuts. His one remaining supervisor said, "he took it really well, smiled and said 'thats alright, soon there might be some HOLES in the budget too.' Wow that guy was hilarious!"
On Friday, witnesses say Steve walked into his former firm's 11th floor offices "by taking out the gun and yelling 'heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeres Johnny!' Steve was always finding the joke, he had great timing."
He then started shooting blindly into a crowd that was cracking up with laughter. He cornered one of his supervisors and "with the best Clint Eastwood impression I've ever heard, asked him 'Do you feel lucky, well do ya?' Then he shot him in the head...he was able to do so many great impressions, I always told him she should have done stand up comedy."
Steve also exposed himself and chanted the infamous chant from Full Metal Jacket: "this is my rifle, this is my gun! this is for fighting this is for fun!"
"He was never afraid to go for the more risky jokes. Thats what i loved about the guy. Hilarious 'till the very end."
Once he was done killing, he turned the gun on himself and said, "well I really killed tonight! I'll be here all week folks, that is if they don't discover the body! Don't forget to tip the waitress!" He then shot himself in the head.
"A lot of my friends died yesterday," declared a surviving worker, "but at least they died laughing. Steve, what a guy!"