Editorials
EDITORIAL:
MY CAR IS TOO SMALL
by Jennifer Starmus
My car is WAY to small! Even when I'm in a rush, it takes me at least three minutes to just get into an acceptable driving position. The seats are way to small, it's as if my car was developed for midgets. The steering wheel crams into my stomach making it impossible to maneuver the car without a struggle. If I could afford something bigger, lord knows I would. I really hate that tiny piece of crap.
OP-ED:
HER ASS IS TOO BIG
by 1999 Suburban
This woman's ass is WAY too big for her to think about calling anything short of Jupiter small. First of all, I'm one of the biggest fucking cars on the market! Maybe I'm so hard to maneuver because she always has a goddamn donut in one hand. Christ! I have extra large front and passenger seats and her fat ass still hangs over them. All I'm saying is that if she had an Echo, I might understand her calling that small, but I'm a freakin giant. You go down into the bible belt south, and I take up the whole bloody road. And maybe it would be easier to be comfortable if the act of sitting down didn't make her sweat. It's not me thats too small, it's her ass that's too big... not to mention how the bitch smells.
MY CAR IS TOO SMALL
by Jennifer Starmus
My car is WAY to small! Even when I'm in a rush, it takes me at least three minutes to just get into an acceptable driving position. The seats are way to small, it's as if my car was developed for midgets. The steering wheel crams into my stomach making it impossible to maneuver the car without a struggle. If I could afford something bigger, lord knows I would. I really hate that tiny piece of crap.
OP-ED:
HER ASS IS TOO BIG
by 1999 Suburban
This woman's ass is WAY too big for her to think about calling anything short of Jupiter small. First of all, I'm one of the biggest fucking cars on the market! Maybe I'm so hard to maneuver because she always has a goddamn donut in one hand. Christ! I have extra large front and passenger seats and her fat ass still hangs over them. All I'm saying is that if she had an Echo, I might understand her calling that small, but I'm a freakin giant. You go down into the bible belt south, and I take up the whole bloody road. And maybe it would be easier to be comfortable if the act of sitting down didn't make her sweat. It's not me thats too small, it's her ass that's too big... not to mention how the bitch smells.