Brexit - Sounds like biscuit

Leave -  Dreadful command with no biscuit

Stay -    Neutral command rewarded with actual biscuit

Scaremongered - the belief that next doors cat is after our biscuits

350 million - even fleas don’t use such stupid numbers

Bremain -   dry dog food as prescribed by veterinary experts

UKIP - racist dry dog food

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Kato is feeling better, she now has Ranitidine for her nausea and Codeine added to her painkillers. She’s had a bask in the sunshine and is more mobile but still limping. Frodi suddenly appeared in the garden dragging out and wrestling with the Welsh Dragon dog bed. He ruined the illusion of being caring towards his beloved wife Katrina by then  ( Read more... )

Welsh people, of which I am one, are fiercely nationalist until confronted with the alarming prospect that we might have to actually, you know, be independent. We’re alright where we are to be honest with our Bara, Cawl, leeks, sheep and valleys.

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