“What’s that you’ve got now Froodle?” I asked stepping over him to get to the sink

“I think it’s a drone” he said then sneezed as he had a feather on his nose

“Probably delivering something obscure to the Amish hipsters next door” I said, followed by “OMG, OMFG, WTF, FFS, GTFO, SMH, FOAD, FFFCF”

“You made that last one up” said Kato

“You can probably ( Read more... )

Feathers strewn all over our garden and strange noises emanating from the internal workings of Frodi. The three of us were sat on the back door step staring down at boy-dogs tummy. I half expected an Avian-Collie Alien to burst out.  Frodi had hiccups and shook his ears after every hic ( Read more... )

The owners of the proper old fashioned hardware/glass shop opposite park their camper van in our drive. In exchange we are showered with hardware gifts. The Shop is an Aladdins cave of mysterious things and they seem to sell everything from one curtain ring upwards.

Kato has never been in the shop. If I have reason to go in, I leave her at home or I ( Read more... )

Kato is moulting and has turned into a canine game of jack straws. She looks rusty with moulty tufts just asking to be removed. Kato dislikes being brushed anywhere but her chest. Frodi snatches the brush and flings it. Kato just leans awkwardly against a wall to make brushing impossible.

Kato was tucking into her dinner (Butchers Country Stew on a ( Read more... )

The Frisky Sassette kAt0 was disappointed that the Big Dog Lunch Box being sold on Pet Planet - is actually just a feeding device.

http://www.petplanet.co.uk/product.asp?dept_id=156&pf_id=6865