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doesntpoop

Third Murder [Voice]

Jun 16, 2010 10:39

Excuse me, someone. I hope I don't take up too much of everyone's time but I've got this rather strange message, congratulating me on my new job as a librarian. There must be some mistake - I've never applied for such a job. Is it possible that someone else has and the post office has sent to the wrong person by mistake?

is so not doing it, not interested, c: steel massimo, now a librarian, fuck - first mia fey and now this, do not want, c: patchouli knowledge, c: scout

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wizardoftheweek June 16 2010, 10:13:42 UTC

No.

doesntpoop June 16 2010, 11:19:56 UTC

It isn't? Are you sure? I don't remember applying for the job.

wizardoftheweek June 16 2010, 23:12:53 UTC

I'm absolutely certain.

freakinblur June 16 2010, 11:55:51 UTC

Prob'ly not. This town loves handin' out really borin' jobs ta everyone.

doesntpoop June 16 2010, 12:07:02 UTC

What?! You mean that they sometimes give jobs to people without their consent?!

freakinblur June 16 2010, 13:02:10 UTC

Yup, all tha time. An' that might not even make sense. They put me ta work in a damn office!

doesntpoop June 16 2010, 13:10:33 UTC

R-really?! How awful!

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Voice steel_massifail June 16 2010, 12:58:25 UTC

S-sometimes the town says you're supposed to be doing a job. For example, I'm the high school sports teams' mascot -- I wear the costume, anyway.

It's kind of stupid, but you need to do the job -- sometimes -- or you'll get droned.

Voice doesntpoop June 16 2010, 13:12:22 UTC

W-what?! They drone you if you don't do it? Really?!

Voice steel_massifail June 16 2010, 13:18:04 UTC

Y-yeah. You need to show up at least... twice a week to avoid it. Something like that. It's not too difficult, though, so don't worry too much about it

is_an_island June 16 2010, 17:47:03 UTC

They assign this sort of thing quite arbitrarily, really. Is it a particularly bothersome job for you?

doesntpoop June 16 2010, 23:04:59 UTC

Oh, um....not really. I just don't like how I'm being forced into it, that's all!

[Actually, she isn't in the mood to go out a lot, thanks to Mia Fey's appearance but like hell she's going to say that]

is_an_island June 16 2010, 23:07:17 UTC

Really... Well, it's a gentleman's duty to help. If there's anything I can do for you, just give the word.

Besides, books aren't bad. At least they don't talk or troublesome things like that.

doesntpoop June 19 2010, 20:13:49 UTC

Really? Oh, thank you. That is so kind of you, Mr. - oh, forgive me. I don't know your name.

waitingforjava June 17 2010, 01:49:13 UTC

[OH HI WE'RE LISTENING IN ON THE UPSTAIRS LINE. DO YOU OVERHEAR US?]

doesntpoop June 17 2010, 07:04:22 UTC

[Puts the phone down. You can hear her calling at the bottom of the stairs with her sweet little voice] Why Diego, dear. Don't you know it's rude to listen to other people's conversations?

lasdkhjsk late tag is late. also wanna do a thread for fathers day shenanigans? waitingforjava June 22 2010, 02:10:57 UTC

[Uuhhhhh. That voice is setting off all the warning bells in his head.]

I don't think you're one to be preaching about what's proper, sweetheart.

Re: lasdkhjsk late tag is late. also wanna do a thread for fathers day shenanigans? doesntpoop June 23 2010, 17:54:50 UTC

[OOC: I've got a post for it already although I wasn't sure if the event was already over (Different timezones are full of fail). Except that I know it's definitely over now. :( Perhaps we could assume something happened that day and it could lead to something like Dollie trying to get her revenge? Which could lead to her getting droned or realising that she can't get rid of people easily here. Unless we can still do a Father's Day thread in that post, which can still lead to Dollie trying to get revenge or something like that]

Hmph. [Just flicks her hair, deliberately ignoring your statement]