Third Murder [Voice]

[doesntpoop]

Excuse me, someone. I hope I don't take up too much of everyone's time but I've got this rather strange message, congratulating me on my new job as a librarian. There must be some mistake - I've never applied for such a job. Is it possible that someone else has and the post office has sent to the wrong person by mistake?

Comments

[freakinblur]

Prob'ly not. This town loves handin' out really borin' jobs ta everyone.

[doesntpoop]

What?! You mean that they sometimes give jobs to people without their consent?!

[freakinblur]

Yup, all tha time. An' that might not even make sense. They put me ta work in a damn office!

[doesntpoop]

R-really?! How awful!

[freakinblur]

Yeah, it sucks, but as long as ya show up once in awhile ya won't get droned.