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You Can (Not) Friend Me
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Uh.
I generally post friends only. But I have a weak ego, so as long as you're not a bot trying or something, I'll add you if you comment and tell me what we have in common.
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Things better left on fire.
B'cm qkujhxw xf rs fgr zfsv ees ws zzf thlxj qsw mvr smox fvvgn hvfebg, sfx ng o pnxyik. Apr qwz xh mlv nmuase na zr mom golmi. B'ep xprjkoyqg lwx apr ysni vbtypv khf stci axlsf. Vwswhgec trkhfzfbzsg til hw frvkcgeii.
Lc, yjozsg iiatwe qx ysi mingu vs i ksipk joli jnkvzpw. Shh gmik M pha n lmsvr, uyk mihtifj Q cmdll gnw dsfbg spmsz dbxbvh. Baa gnwjv ( Read more... ) -
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My cousin was found in Front Royal. Samantha is back in safe hands.
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My cousin Dwayne, a recovering crack-addict ex-con has run off with his infant daughter.
He's driving a red Honda Civic with the plates JXY1226.
Was last seen around Northern Virginia.
If anyone sees this car, call 240-417-9734.
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On Potions.
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The ultra-famous sciento-magician Effrafax of Wug once bet his life that, given a year, he could render the great megamountain Magramal entirely invisible.
Having spent most of the year jiggling around with immense Lux-O-Valves and Refracto-Nullifiers and Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics, he realized, with nine hours to go, that he wasn't going to make it.
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AHA! I have now formed a writing circle!
Well, triangle.
... that still sounds gay. But it still sounds interesting!
RKP and KS. I am, of course, SAB. I said that I won because my initials have a vowel, but then KS mentioned that he can call himself Kill Stealer, and then my pride was shattered.