Personal Voicemail

[doesdoctorstuff]

"Hello?...Oh hi! Good to hear from you! How've you been?...So, tell me what's up?...HA! FOOLED YOU! I'm not even here! Ha! I'm probably off doing doctor stuff. You know, solving mysteries, having adventures, getting laid...Oooh, if this is about that last one, leave a detailed message, all right? Oh, you should probably do that anyway. But definitely if it's about getting laid!"

*BEEP!*