Clinic Voicemail

[doesdoctorstuff]

"The clinic is closed right now. As a doctor, I sometimes sleep for a week. If this is a medical issue, please help yourselves to the leeches I've left outside the clinic. These leeches are here for you and if you can't be bothered to replace the lid, then you don't deserve PROPER HEALTHCARE!

If this isn't a medical issue, THEN WHY ARE YOU CALLING THE CLINIC?!"